um why not try a Dante's Inferno Test

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  1. Forgotten-holocaust

    Forgotten-holocaust Member

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    please don't yell at me if its been done before http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    my results

    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
    Purgatory

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    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful Very Low
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low


    *feels proud where's the certificate?* [​IMG]
     
  2. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
     
  3. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
     
  4. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    aw i got level 8...hey nate, i'll see ya there :D we can rub our leprosy together
     
  5. Forgotten-holocaust

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    um i have got to say that i don't think that there is a such thing as hell. I guess it will be funny if i die and find myself in hell [​IMG]
    *gosh i think i have to stop stealing smilies :D*
     
  6. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    <b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 - Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 - The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 - Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv">Dante's Inferno Hell Test</a></b>
     
  7. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    Whoops: fucked up html.
     
  8. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    secksy
     
  9. high_down_under

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    haha oh god

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
    Level 2 Lustful Moderate
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
     
  10. Frog_On_Ice

    Frog_On_Ice Watercolor Paradise

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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.

    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!



    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    *I'm goin to be havn myself hotdogs for dinner lol :p
     
  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
     
  12. SunshineChild

    SunshineChild Mad Scientist

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    I got Limbo too the other day that I took it.
     
  13. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Oh yeah first level of HELL baby... WOOOHOOO!!! bring on the hell fire YEss YEss!! Yowoaocozoozzzzzzzzzzz YUmmm....

    Repenting Believers
    Moderate

    Virtuous Non-Believers ​
    Very High

    Lustful
    High

    Gluttonous
    Very Low

    Prodigal and Avaricious
    Very Low

    Wrathful and Gloomy
    Very Low

    Heretics
    Very Low

    Violent
    Moderate

    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
    Moderate

    Treacherous
    Very Low



    LMAO..

    Oh dude nathan i cant beileve you got maleboleg thats the funniest shit ive ever heard
     
  14. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    oh, i did that test 2 years ago and i was in 8th! :D

    i'll try again...

    has anyone read the book? it's interesting.
     
  15. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    dude that test says i'm violent :eek:
     
  16. joo

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    limbo!
     

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