hovering

i think this question is mostly directed at the females, but anyone is free to answer. so yeah, do you hover in public washrooms? i can't bring myself to sit on the seat for fear of standing up with a wet bum cause there's drops of piss on it. so i hover just enough to not touch the toilet but not urinate all over myself. i also flush the toilet with my foot.

i went into this 99c pizza place to use the washroom once, and the air was unnaturally greasy. greasier than it was at the cash register, even though the ovens are right behind it. i had to wipe my face off after, it was disconcerting.

 

I make hovering a religion.

 

Yep.
I figure everyone else does likewise.

 

I'm too lazy to hover over anything. I will, however, wipe the toilet off with toilet paper, lay down one of those toilet covers, put some toilet paper on top of it, and then top it off with another toilet cover....... hovering however takes up too much energy.

 

flushing the toilet with my foot is one of those things that I just do without thinking....

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YES! before yoga class i went in to pee.. and realised thats why i can do that sitting squat like pose so good.. i've always been a hoverer

 

I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

 

well i can see how keeping the muscles necessary to maintain the hovering position tense when you're trying to take a shit would be somewhat counterproductive and uncomfortable. but i also try not to shit in public facilities. in fact i don't really shit so much as i excrete the odd rose petal now and then. i'm thinking of making a line of products from it. look out 'eau de britney spears'.

 

That's about all that tp (aka wax paper) is good for.

Ever seen one of those covers that fit properly?

 

yeah but hovering isn't really squatting, but i guess if you had your feet up on the seat and whatnot... i think we should just get with it and build our toilets directly into the floor like the majority of the world. it's so much more sanitary.

 

Except squatting makes it harder to read/drink coffee/smoke/talk on the phone...*L*

 

lmmfao.... wtf?

 

All the crap falls outta my pockets with those holes in the floor...

 

you've never had a smoke when you're on the can?! fuck man, best thing ever. you're missing out.

 

I am not a big fan of smoking indoors to begin with. Smoking in a closet with a toilet would kill me I think.

 

You don't do all that at the the same Time?

There's a reason for the john being called the Library. *c*

 

Then there is also a reason why I do not call it the library.

 

i dunno, i never really have to force anything out, i get a lot of fiber and liquid in my diet. but thanks for the tip!

 

haha it sure is. when i teach a class i make them do a squatting exercise to build leg strength. it helps with level changes and floor work. plus it's fun to see then sweat.

 

have them do one legged squats..... that is helpful for leg strength and balance alike. I can just now do 20 on each leg.



Edit: In some areas they are called russian officers.