djou know what?

I like beer. it is le yummy, even so-so beers like kokanee. Wish I'd had some sleeman's honey brown, but then again, i'd be tanked off it because I'd have had like thre e or 4 instead of jsut2 (ableit fastish) and I ahve tow rk at 10am tomrow, it' sucks

you know what else? i like mastubation. a nd hate fuckin hemoragging for five goddamn days when my libido is ridiculosu. godamm it, i will never begrudge another woman for complaining about their period. you m en try having fucking blood clots oming out of your genitals befor eyou grump about women being on ther ag


that's it. i'mma go masturbate an go to bed. gnight... gnight fnight gnight!!!!

*also, madonna needs to stop dressin glike it's the early80s)

 

Well... that was... both inspirational and informative.

Thank you.

 

suck my fucking cock cowboy

 

I don't know whether to masturbate to that or throw up to it.

 

have you had sleemans steam?

 

Well, I'm doing both just so I've covered my bases...

 

I like beer and masturbation too.

Small world.

 

So heaven for you is masturbating with a beer bottle?

 

I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.......

-- mr garrison

 

That sounds awful.

 

good, sound philosophy right there.

 

I think George Carlin did that in his stand up as well... He went on a rant about it if I recall...

 

he probably did..... he was like the innovator of all comedy......

 

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... I'm in love with you at this particular moment.......just so you know.

 

George Carlin is not only my role model but my hero as well......

 

No doubt. I just got two of his DVD box sets. I have 10 of his standup specials... I should watch them all in one sitting and get loopy...

 

Rufus...

 

No, you should get loopy and then watch them in succession

 

I don't know if they import that shit down there, but if they do pick up a case.

You can thank me later.

 

i like having 1 beer but more than that makes me bloated and farty.