My most arousing insane just-plain-wrong pelvic-thrust greetings to you all. Has anyone here ever had sex so hard that you broke the bed you were doing it on? If so, please, take these walnuts, I want to get em' open!!!! (HHHAAAHAAAHAA *crickets*) I'll just put them under your bed. Thank you, and happy humps. (For now) Oh yeah, and please, describe your bed-breaking experience in detail!
Broke a futon frame, one end collapsed under us, and as stopping didn't seem like such a fun idea, we continued. The frame was much weaker in its damaged state and completely crashed to the floor, taking out the night stand and spilling the bong onto the bed (ick) and breaking the lamp. Alas we did stop to relocate across trhe room to a chair and away from the bongwater spillage. Fun memories...thanks for helpin me to recollect.
Thats funny about the bong. One time, I was having sex with this girl and the bong was on the nightstand. We were facing the wrong way, her leg slipped, and knocked the bong on the ground, shattering it and leaving a horrible stain.
since money is usually low, i haven't had a "bed" since 2001, just a matress. still works! ...but i DID manage a concussion from a bed post . . .
