Removal of my tongue

Hi, I am thinking about having my tongue surgically removed and replaced by a washingcloth. I wonder if this is technically possible and if so how much this operation will cost.
Does anyone have any experience with these kind of operations?

Love, bird.

 

WHAT??? are you serious?

 

Hmmm you may or may not recall a story about a boy with bologne sandwiches for feet. This of course was purpoted by a little outfit known as 'The State'. Someone like that is your best bet...like with access to a props department.

If however you are serious, I think it would have to be a prosthetic because you could not surgically graft the cloth to the tongue as it would undoubtedly draw numerous infections. I of course am very interested to see how this works out for you. Please keep posting as you place further consideration into what I can only describe as 'a truly orginal thought from an obvious post-modern feminist.'

 

you could always get your tongue split and just hold a cloth between the tongue halves.

 

Mmmm I can just imagine what that washcloth would feel like to a girls pussy

 

welcome to birdmigration

never take anythinig he says seriously

 

please do it.


and take pictures.

 

I... um... wow. Um. Yeah. Good luck with that.

 

Go for it!!


hah, what made u think of that oh hey, lets replace my tongue with a washclothe and post in on hipforums! hah ur funny man.

 

memorys....

 

Lol'd

 

Ill do it for ya,,, for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Yes, why not. If nobody has done it before I will be the first. I mean, there must be a first for everything. Someone used to be the first person ever with a pierced penis for example and I bet a lot of people told him he was crazy.

 

you pussy, why dont you cut it out yourself?!

 

But God doesn't like body modifications.

You'll go straight to hell, with people who have oral sex and gays.

 

sure he does, he was one of the first to do a crucifix suspension. HAHA

 

hahahahahaha. my boss just did one of those. she walked again too.

 

ahahahaaaaaa i love you!
i always wanted a guy with a washcloth tongue!

 

but if you didn't have the muscles in your tounge then it really wouldn't feel like much of anything

 

What colour? It should be pink so it looks like a tongue. Otherwise, you'll just look pretty silly.