Does god have a penis?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by MrRee, Jan 26, 2006.

  1. MrRee

    MrRee Senior Member

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    This is inspired by Libertine's challenge & opening comment in his Mr. Impossible Man intro http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=143581

    So if man is made in God's image, does that mean that God has a penis?
    And if he does, would he have self-circumcised (as he ordered the jews to do), or be like those who were not circumcised and be "cut off" from himself? (Genesis 17:14 ~ razor-edged slip in terminology there, god! :D LOL)
    PS ~ I'm OK and not "cut off" from god but "cut off" in the other way (phew! ~ I mean Ouch!!)
     
  2. brothwood

    brothwood Member

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    in my view, i do not think we are created in Gods image physically, more spiritually. we are his creation, so thereforewe are made with him, because he is all. God is very different to the giant man sitting on a throne of the past. so to answer your question, i d not believe God has a penis.
    peacex
     
  3. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Well, "HE" is the "FATHER" and "HIS" presence is always referred to in the Bible as "HIM". Exodus, I believe it is, states that "god" is a "MAN" of war. And later that Jesus is the "PRINCE" (not princess) of peace.

    Maybe the male-dominated culture just created a "god" in their own image like most EVERY OTHER CULTURE. I mean why just believe the Jewish mythology as historical? Seems like discrimination to me. ;)

    Besides would "god" really be a "HE" without a cock?
     
  4. brothwood

    brothwood Member

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    hehe, i do not see God as a hi is the male dominating culture that made it seem that way in the Bible, as males were seem as authority. but He is not a he, He is a God :p
    peace
     
  5. MellowMagician

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    I suppose if you take the bible literally God is a hermaphrodite.

    Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
     
  6. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    ooo...don't let the fundies here that! ;)
     
  7. FreakerSoup

    FreakerSoup Stranger

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    What would god do with a penis?
     
  8. Reckless Parody

    Reckless Parody Member

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    Rape every single human being..


    Oh wait.




    George Dubya is doing that for him.
    EDIT:Of course not literally
     
  9. GanjaPrince

    GanjaPrince Banned

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    God is all, and all is God... Thus God has all the sexual organs that ever existed in any thing that had sexual organs..

    there is no seperation between god and anything else... it's all the one consciousness... the cock is just a tiny little or bigger in some cases thought of God and God... The trasendent beyond timespace aspect of God does not have any form, it is formless, it has vast intelligence, infinite power, and unbearable compassion for all of itself, and it is fully aware of itself... while other parts of itself are lost in its infinite number of dreams including this small small planet, filled with penises.
     
  10. Erasmus70

    Erasmus70 Banned

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    Getting pretty desperate now arent you Mr.Ree.
    Sucks to be you I guess.
     
  11. MrRee

    MrRee Senior Member

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    You realize that the words applicable within are the same one's that come out, don't you?
     
  12. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    God is a spirit, and spirits dont need gentalia (sp?) so thats stupid. of course Jesus had a penis when he was human, duh, but God, now thats just stupid, he created genitalia so we as humans and animals could reproduce, y would God need it?? wat a stupid question
     
  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Are for real or is this an act?
     
  14. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    who me? of course im for real. jesus fucking christ ;)
     
  15. MrRee

    MrRee Senior Member

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    So the "image" of God is spirit.
    So if humans were truly made in god's image, they would neither have nor need a body either.
     
  16. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Wow, your superior logic has convinced me. :rolleyes:
     
  17. Colours

    Colours Senior Member

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    she had me at 'duh'
     
  18. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    well fuck me! mr ree. u have a point, BUT, none of us really know wat he means when he said that the bible is probobly the most confusing thing on the fucking earth, but i personly think it was a stupid question, cause the answer is obvious, i mean, i obviously wasnt made in his image, if we were all made in his image, than we wouild all be men, now wouldnt we??
     
  19. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    well fuck me! mr ree. u have a point, BUT, none of us really know wat he means when he said that the bible is probobly the most confusing thing on the fucking earth, but i personly think it was a stupid question, cause the answer is obvious, i mean, i obviously wasnt made in his image, if we were all made in his physical image, than we wouild all be men, now wouldnt we?? but none of us really know the truth behind it, thats just my take on it
     
  20. mrsmorrison27

    mrsmorrison27 yoda piss

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    WTF?!?!??!^^^^^^^^^ whoa im weird, stupid computer!!!!
     

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