uhh.... help?

so i'm really sick lately, and my mom wants to take me in to the doc. she said she thinks i might have mono. all my friends who have had it said that they took a blood sample to find out. if they wanna take a sample of my blood, then my mom will DEFINATELY have them take one for THC, too. i'm a minor, so i can't stop her from doing that. if that happens, i'm screwed. its been a while since i smoked, but i'm not sure how long that shit stays in me. does anyone know how long THC stays in your blood for someone who's not a heavy user? is there anything i can do to flush it if i do have some in me still? help a brother out?

 

Why would she take you in for Mono blood testing and get you tested for THC too? Thats completly unneccesary and irrelivent to the cause of going to the doc, am I right? My big question is, WTF!?

And, it takes 2 weeks for THC to completly leave your system.. on its own. But you can slim it down to days if you gorge yourself with shit tons of water

 

^and/or cranberry juice

 

no caffeine, bro

 

are you kidding me? i thought it took longer than that for it to get outta the blood.

yeah well i think its dumb, too. i've failed a lotta UAs and blood tests in the past, and i just know that my mom will definatly make me do another if i go in to the doc. ive been trying to avoid it by just refusing to go, but now that i probablly have mono i kinda have to go. this shit pisses me off.

 

man youll be fine, just drink coffee, decent amounts of water (more important near to the test than the preparation before hand, but waters always good for you anyway), may as well go along with this cranberry juice thing, and also, chose active lifestyle choices over lazy ones

 

i heard it stays in ur hair follicles for 6 minths

 

i thought thc doesnt sho up in the blood?

 

THC can stay in your system for 45+ days(yes people, this was read right off a drug test box) depending on your usage and lifestyle.

if you only smoke occasionally, and are pretty active and drink lots of water and other body flushing drinks you'll be fine. why in the hell would your mom get a thc test just cause your goin in for a mono sample..?

and robbi, THC can stay in your hair follicles for 8-12 months.

 

unless you shampoo twice a day

 

iherd blood since its just a flow or sumtin is 2 days
but i culd b completely wrong sand pretty blazed

 

i've heard that thc will only show up in your blood for 1-3 days after you last smoked, which makes sense, because there are not large amounts of fat being deposited in your bloodstream on a regular basis..

 

Even if you are a minor you could say no to her testing you for that. If you're in America that is.

 

oh doctor help my son i think hes going to die, but after that test my little bastard for drugs, wtf kind of mom would do that

 

haha my aunt! seriously davie... you'll be good. drink lots of fluids, hit the gym if you can, and if all else fails, remind your mom that me and your brother smoked together in your fucking basement everyday for 3 years before she figured it out. and for crying out loud, next time you're in this kinda trouble... call me and i'll send you some stuff to help you out! k, cuz? talk to you soon.

 

what's mono?
so did they test the THC then?!?!?!

 

mononucleosis. its an std that makes you tired and stuff.

 

i got it, it makes you drowsy and my stomach hurt a lot. you get it through saliva

 

the kissing dissese as some people say

 

well... we went to the doc today. they took two thingys of blood, so i'm guessing the other was for THC. i'm pretty sure i'm clean though, so no worries. i went out and bought a ton of crangrape juice and koolaid and water.