Impersonate bird_migration! Post here your best impersonation of your favorite bird

No.

 

Ummm that was my impersonation of you... Hence putting your name before the colon. Now follow along or get the fuck out of this thread.

 

Now that starts to sound better.

 

Do you have any idea what you're talking about? There was no sound coming from that. I'm going to have to ask you to pay attention or risk being place on my ignore list.

 

If you put me on ignore I will gather some of my most influential online friends and have them all ignore YOU.

 

you have friends?


wow... that's just... suprising. poor them

 

I smile down on this thread, brilliant work of art.

 

Speaking to a very respected member such as I am you will have a hard time finding anybody to join you. Now apologize immediately and all will be forgotten. Otherwise I will have to tell everybody that you are to be shunned effective immediately.

 

I have a few online friends, yes.
People who respect me and would commit suicide for me. Hypothetical.

 

You talk nonsense and you know it. Bad impersonation.

 

I'm not going to give you another chance. Please apologize or face the consequences.

 

I apologize only if you apologize first.

 

There will be no compromise involved. You will apologize unconditionally or face utter humiliation.

 

I apologize.
Now what?

 

Now you leave, before you do anything else to embarass yourself.

 

Okay, okay, I am gone.

Geez. Idiot. Get a life or something.

 

Good. Now, if you do happen to return bring your manners back with you.

 

No worries, I will not return to this idiotic thread.

 

Tread lightly as you are beginning to annoy me.

 

Without capitalization please.