I love Jesus Christ

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by sitareric, Jan 22, 2006.

  1. Cherry :)

    Cherry :) Member

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    Jesus had wet dreams...
     
  2. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Jesus was so fine, make ya wanna slap yo mama...
     
  3. Micha

    Micha Now available in Verdana!

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    yeah, jesus was a babe
     
  4. lalalamort

    lalalamort Fucked up upstairs

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    Jesus was fucking Mary fuck...... Magdelene? i cant spell fo shit

    YesYes victim of pop culture i am
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    jesus is just alright with me
     
  6. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    isn't that a line from Saved richie?! :Dahahahaha:D
     
  7. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    it's a doobie bros. song
    "jesus is just alright"
     
  8. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    jesus christ was an only child, he went down to the river and he drank and smiled
     
  9. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    oh it sounded like something that they said in the movie:p
     
  10. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    i really like your sig fuzzy wuzzy, of montreal are awesome! i was listening to them earlier today, great great great stuff :D
     
  11. smlchance

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    I will hug him to death@!

    :)

     
  12. skamikaze

    skamikaze Coffee Addict

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    You have unknowingly forced me to listen to Modest Mouse. Kudos to you.
     
  13. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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  14. Nathan11

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    hahahahahaha
    Fucking best thing I've ever read from you, my man.
    *sig worthy*
     
  15. Wait_Im_thinking

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    But what do you DO with that love? Remember peopl have died because of taht 'love'
     
  16. fuzz_acid_flowers

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    i knew you would pauly :D
    i was listening to them and figured
    hey why not!:D
     
  17. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    You just Love man, Thats what jesus wanted to see anyway. Though its rough now, when the Jesus supporting leaders make massive wars, and tell us to be terrorized, in his name.
    hey man, but bush in his second inaguration did the symbol for the "Texas Longhorns" which was the symbol of the Anti-christ in Ukraine.
    You just gotta remember, that the ego battles, and the supression of our true collective consiousness, the dogmatic rulers of the money machine, is what is proclaimed as the anti-christ. Though the fear mongors want you to beleive the opposite.
    I wouldnt be surprised the battle of consiousness is here.
     
  18. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    I love Jesus very much. I also hate Jesus very much.

    I'd probably abduct him, lock him up in the cellar and only let him out to fulfill my morbid sexual desires.
     
  19. Micha

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    rawr
     
  20. EwokUtopia

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    Jesus/Issa was good, unfortunately his message was corrupted by power-seeking men over the centuries, and so a true adherent of Christianity does not need a brand and simply follows his good teachings. He is highly regarded in many religions, not just Christianity and Islam, but indeed many hindu's consider him an avatar of the godhead. many people also think he was a Buddhist. There are even some sects of Judaism that accept him as a remarkable man. He has a place in my own personal spirituality as a teacher and wise-man (or wizard in the old english term, sounds cool too.....Jesus the Grey).
     

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