I'm living beyond my means

Did up a budget. and i spend more money than I take in.
Guess it's time to sell ssome organs, or owkr more hours, or earn a few scholarships.

 

organs eh? hmmm

 

Since you liek the bald head, I'll make it int oa hat for you for... 75,000$?

 

75,000.. thats a bit outta my price range.. even if i am living way below my meansand barely scraping by

 

donate plasma before you sell organs.

ive lived beyond my means for years... im now paying for it (highly)

 

Actualy blood donations are unpaid in my nation.
Damn it I've been giving it away for free.

 

AB+


i have liquid gold in my veins

CHA CHING!


and no credit card debt.. no loans to repay.. nothing

my brother owes me 23 bucks

 

AB+?
There are perhaps three people alive that can receive your blood!
O- now that's where it's at. I keep my partner around because universal donors are good to have incase of emergency... MUWAHAHA

 

i'm just special that way

AB+ is the "modern" blood type

i think it's only been around a few thousand years.. don't quote me though

 

you see the trick is to live below your means, that way your can save a few bucks. idially you want enough saved to up to live 6 month with out work at your current living standards. incase have to tell yuor boss to go fuck himself and you need new job or something.


now if I ever fugure out how the hell to do that, I'l be sure to let you guys know. I spent about $200 more than I earned last month.

 

im living well below my means right now, and soon i shall start living beyond mymeans...hoperfully my means wont run out before i get another job.
here's a good trick to avoid not living byond your means; no credit cards

 

what are you doing ..buying.. thats making you live mean beyond your means? yes i'm being nosey.. you can be vague

 

mortgage + property taxes $680/month (my neihbor rents for $840/m)
condo fees $118/m
auto loan $280/m
auto, house $ life insurance $120/m
utilities aprx $150/m
phone/internet $75/m
about $200/m in gasoline
fihure another $150/m in other stuff

adds up $1773/.month, I can depend on $2100/month take home. more I if work overtime. but it leaves me with about $300/ month for food and what not....no tv right now.
Moslty its buying expensinve food thats gettng me in trouble, im putting my appetite on leash though. and once my trucks payed off next fall I'll have an extra $280 month in my pocket.

oh,I have over $15K in savings and investments right now too. so its not liek im borke or anything

 

Keeping the ladies happy :?

 

hhmm.. okay

 

I have to agree about no credit cards.Credit cards are a good way to go into debt.

 

whats a credit card? hehehe

 

ive never been able to get a credit card. i think that's good, in a way.

 

mmm I'll give you 20 dollars for ur liver...
10 dollars each for kidneys?
what are u auctioning off these babies at? lol

how about looking into being a phone dominatrix... always thought it'd be a fun job title but I'm not that far in debt yet. ha I'm sorry, you probably don't find my humor funny.

 

I think our credit card limit is $13,000 or something RIDICULOUS at this point.

Our balance? $0.