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needs to die. listen, i nor anyone else for that matter gives a crap the last time you seen your man. honestly ... i hope you never see him again and he dies in an accident on the way to see your stupid ass.



if you use it to countdown the days to your childbirth, i respect that. but no one cares the last time you ate a cracker. k? k

 

8 months, 12 days, 20 hours, 15 minutes, 45 seconds, 12 nanoseconds

Time since I had a cracker. Cuz I know you care so much.

 

11 months, 16 days, 1 hour, 56 minutes, 33 seconds since I gave a rat's ass.....


about anything

 

I see all these tickers......how many days till the babys born, how many days till the earth ends, how many days till one goes postal on ticker.com?

 

ya, i hate those, theyre so lame
i thought of making a 'its been x days since ive created this ticker' ticker
but the humour in that is still nowhere near the lameness of those things

 

For me that's far too many years to even begin counting down.

 

^ i hope you slip in the bathroom and bust ya head on the toilet bowl.

 

When I start my greeting card company, that's going on one.

 

aha, yeah, they do suck for the most part. The expected due date is pretty cute, but hte rest are irritating or disturbing (like, x time since I last fucked blablah... no one wants to know about that, yeesh)

 

i have no idea what you just babbled on about

 

Fuck ya'll

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I love, need, and want my ticker

 

Whateva. Little miss, soon to be, college grad

 

the stupid ticker things have always annoyed me- even if they are regarding someone's kids.

 

Fuck kids

 

nah i prefer to fuck people that are a bit older but whatever floats yer boat dude.

 

...

 

Sultan, I hope you choke on your spit in the middle of the night.

 

no sense of humor i tell you

 

i agree

they are annoying. all of them, even the baby ones. zzzzzzz dont care