if a man could prove,,

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    that he was fixin to be on the rag hormonal wise,, could hebe excused for bein a grumpy ole bitch like yall??

    i think not...
     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    im sure any female that truly gets pms would be glad to switch with ya during that time. enjoy.
     
  3. cousinit

    cousinit Member

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    sorry dude, but what the hell dose "fixin to be on the rag" mean. And who is this chick named Yall, and why is she a grumpy bitch
     
  4. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    inept..:p
     
  5. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    I know the sheer hell of it, so sure. :)
     
  6. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    im very grumpy tonite ...
     
  7. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    as we all have the right to be every once in a while....hold your head up; it will get better. :D
     
  8. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Yes he would. All that damn bloating, cramps, tender breasts, migraines, insomnia, and stupid fucks that think they are being cute by asking if you are on the rag. Yes he would be excused. I would love to trade places with a man at times. In fact I have a poem for you ol' mountain goat.

    "Wishes for Sons" by Lucille Clifton

    i wish them cramps.
    i wish them a strange town
    and the last tampon.
    i wish them no 7-11.

    i wish them one week early
    and wearing a white skirt.
    i wish them one week late.

    later i wish them hot flashes
    and clots like you
    wouldn't believe. let the
    flashes come when they
    meet someone special.
    let the clots come
    when they want to.

    let them think they have accepted
    arrogance in the universe,
    then bring them to gynecologists
    not unlike themselves.
     
  9. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    man thats a 21 year olds mindset exspressed.. wow.

    you must feel so grown up now..
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    oh quit being an ass. i'm tired of men bitching about things they will never understand.
     
  11. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    hell no it wouldnt give them a reason to be a bitch! :) us women have the excuse because we are only a bitch for 5 to 7 days. Men on the other hand, are bitches for 28 days..........silly guy!!!
     
  12. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    ahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... i aint gonna say no more than ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
















    wait i lied,,,,, ok yes i am a bitch ahahahahahaha..... not becuz i got pms in the female sense but for PMS(puttinup w/ mens shit) shit it was only midnite... 12:24 to be exact n not 1 time but three times i was woke up in the two hours i was sleepin n all he wanted was for me to get a good night sleep n be well rested n happy today..............







    ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i TRY not to be bitchy. that's really all dave expects of me. and we've decided together that when i'm getting out of control, i'm not allowed to have a coniption (sp?) if he mentions that i'm only 2 days away from being due for my period. it's actually VERY helpful to me.
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    Subject: Study of Psychiatry


    A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

    However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.



    Further studies in this area have been cancelled.
     
  15. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    depends on how geeked the person shovin it up yer ass is..

    in this context id say for someone like kc or dilli,, that would be in the last 12 hours before menstruation..:p
     
  16. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    if you drink the last of the coffee fucking make some more-she had every right to be pissed at you. go to where she is kiss her on the forhead and tell her you're osrry-problem solved.
     
  17. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    you women act like men have no emotions at all
     
  18. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    you guys just hide them better and then unleash them all at once in fits of rage...
     
  19. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    pretty much like a period
     
  20. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    wernt me ,, you really should brush up on yer reading comprehension skills..:p

    for the record i drink tea.. ;)
     
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