My bong died.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by SliceNDice, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. SliceNDice

    SliceNDice Member

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    [size=-1]My bong Barry died tonight. He was a glass zig-zag ice bong that I bought last summer. He looked very much like this:
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    RIP
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  2. greengoddess

    greengoddess Nature Freak!

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    aaaww sorry to hear that man!
     
  3. TheGodfather

    TheGodfather Member

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    did he go peacefully?
     
  4. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    How does a bong go peacefully?
    All the ones I've seen have died violently, and before their time.:D

    You have my condolences, SliceNDice.
     
  5. forest420

    forest420 Senior Member

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    im sorry man, i hope you'll cope during this difficult time. Good luck.

    Lisa
     
  6. AcousticPeace

    AcousticPeace Member

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    ^^^^ i'm lisa, i was on my friends account on accident, opps
     
  7. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    glass pieces are cool but they break so easily!

    I think I broke a bubbler, a bong, a spoon, a bong that wasn't mine, and my new one is cracked already after hitting not so hard a piece of wood ...

    cool ascii design! Made me go hunt on google for some art...I found an ascii mona lisa!
     
  8. buttrfly)i(

    buttrfly)i( Member

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    aw man i know how you feel....i had a bf once that hated the fact that i smoked so much pot and he smashed my bong IN FRONT OF ME~! erg....if i wasnt so nice he would have been sooo dead.
     
  9. SliceNDice

    SliceNDice Member

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    Thanks for the condolences, guys. Here's how Barry died. One day, I was giving him a bath in my sink and I was putting him back into the cabinet under the sink (where he lurks until friday nights) while the zig-zag part was pertruding over the sink ledge and on the way down to the cabinet the part smashed against the ledge and the bong broke in two. It was so sudden. He was really about to turn pro, until tragedy struck.

    But I'm getting a new bong tomorrow for the same price as Barry was, $100.
     
  10. theshaman

    theshaman Member

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    Do any bongs really go when it's their time? Does a piece have a time?
     
  11. heeh2

    heeh2 Senior Member

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    zig zag bongs are called zongs.... ;) ....and the ice makes it hit smoothe as fuck....haha
     
  12. ~MorningManiacMusic~

    ~MorningManiacMusic~ Banned

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    Awww That sucks!!!My mom broke the best bong I've ever had when I was 16...Hit like a Champ~!Everybody loved it!...Except my mom!

    She was an ice catcher too....R.I.P BongCheetah:(

    Man there should be a memorial thread where we can post pics of are departed ones...
     
  13. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    I think pieces have a time, but they never last long enough.

    There's too much concrete, and too many cops in the world to allow a piece to die of old age.
     
  14. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    oh shit.. I hope my bong don't break its glass also.. and I also washed him in the sink today.. anyways I had to fix it today also.. I just tested it and its workin pretty good..

    anyways sorry to here bout urs.. but its taught me to be more careful with mine
     
  15. GratefulFloyd

    GratefulFloyd Nowhere to fly to

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    Pipes are meant to exist for eternity. It is the foolishness of the mortal man that strikes them down before they have reached their full potential.

    In other words, when people get too stoned, they drop fragile stuff and break it.
     
  16. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    may he be getting smoked out of with all the other broken bongs in marijuana heaven...
     
  17. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    I think someone would cut there lip trying to smoke out of broken glass bongs..
     
  18. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    im very sorry for your loss
     
  19. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    R.I.P bong
    I will take a rip for you :)
     
  20. peacelovebarefeet

    peacelovebarefeet BuRniN oNe...

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    Dude... that's a lot of peices to be broken by one person, lol.
     

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