Oral sex is disgusting, but I can see why people want to perform this dirty act of lovemaking. I for instance would love to stick my secret organ in a girls mouth and then shoot my sticky, white lovejuice in her throat. Anal sex however is out of the question. It is so sickening that even thinking about it makes me say at least 5 prayers to cleanse my soul. The anal area of the humanoid body is solely created for dumping internal waste. It is not meant to be penetrated by any alien object. I hope I made myself clear and I hope nobody here will perform any kind of anal sex. God will watch and be the final judge. Love, bird.
Well I don't like recieving anal sex much but I guess I'm going to hell since I like to stick things in guys butts =x
As long as you learn from your mistakes though... I learned that anal sex hurts without lube or preperation and that when a guy has a curved penis, don't let him put my legs up on his shoulders cause he might miss his target. OUCH!
I have a pretty small dick, so it might work a little better... Wait, that wasn't really a proposition I swear.
Actually, the guy that could make me orgasm the best had a small dick by societies standards (I think he was 3.75 inches hard). I don't care about size that much since I don't usually get off from the action of sex itself. It shows where my true hot spots lie. I have cum in only a few minutes from kissing and dry humping with both of us fully clothed yet it sometimes takes me hours to orgasm from traditional every day sex. The more intimate and the more connected I feel to a person, the better the sex is going to feel and the better chances I have on getting off. And if it was a proposition, I don't mind
Well, hmmm... If you can cum fast from dry-humping, that makes two of us. I can be such a 30-second wonder, it's a riot! But then, I'm still a virgin, so I can't really say... But getting back on anal stuff, I've only fingered my own. I've tried putting two fingers in, but it's still too tight. Actually, I haven't done anal masturbation in ages.
Haha... If you end up having a sexy dream, be sure to tell me about it later. By the way, I'd like to add you to my buddy list, if that's okay(yes, I'm one of those odd ones who ask, lol).
I'll be sure to tell you if I remember my dream. And yes you can add me to your buddy list. To be honest, you've been on mine for quite a while. You were one of the first people I had on my buddy list. =x
You have? Now, this is deserving of being discussing on my " Mild Infatuation" thread. *runs over to the thread in question*
'god' is about as real as the easter bunny *gives 'god' the finger while he packs Eve's fudge* I'll dedicate my next anal romp to you thread starter
Bring on the ANAL!!! Give your "God" a good show, poor guy...created ass and can't indulge in such a sin. If he gave it a go, I'd bet the heavens and earth would go to waste while he was busy for eternity porkin' a nice tight ass.
The industrial ones. That are supposed to be able to go through 100 sheets of paper. I wouldn't have it any other way. Long live buttsex.
