This is just funny :)

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by BigKing, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. BigKing

    BigKing Member

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    This is a nice one... read on...
    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.


    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going up stairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and
    said, "We are happy that you have successfully passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


    And the moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car... :H

    my first thread, hope it tickles ya... feel free t post any either funny or embaraseing stories you'v got ;)
     
  2. heero134

    heero134 Member

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    OMFG that was great... especially at the end! Good job~
     
  3. BigKing

    BigKing Member

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    sory t say i niked if from another forum my m8 postes on, bloomin good tho methinks.
     
  4. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    See guys... you never know... Do the right thing.
     
  5. Nickmast

    Nickmast Member

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    Oldie but a goodie.
     
  6. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    hhahahahah thats good!
     
  7. redline

    redline Member

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    ye its a good one, bnut iv heard it b4, a few years back
     
  8. Pablo

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    If thats true, its a very stange father who would arrange for her daughters fiance to see his other daughters pussy.
     
  9. Trippin' Billies

    Trippin' Billies Senior Member

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    LMAO that was great
     
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