Hi, I posted this on the random thoughts forum as well. Sorry if that's overkill; I will never mention it again. http://www.thedontguide.com/ Sepper
I enjoy sarcastic/humorous horoscopes like these. Nice post. My Pisces horoscope for the week: You may, by Thursday (or another day close to Thursday), feel like buying a rifle. If you do, remember that Neptune will be crossing your mid-heaven, so don't go shooting anyone up with it! Domestically, expect to be living in the same place for the coming days and weeks, unless you have plans to move or have to do so at short notice. You might want to increase your use of pronouns over the days ahead, and use more salt in your cooking.
thanks for the comment, SoulR. Since the horoscopes are assigned randomly to star signs, I will make sure Pisces gets a really good one nect time. that way all pisceans can feel better. sep