weed is dessert!!

ok i have this kind of metaphor for weed. and thats that weed is dessert.
Basically, what i mean is that if you keep eating dessert before you eat your dinner or just dont eat dinner at all and always eat dessert, it will ruin you... so if you always smoke weed and just sit around, dont work, dont physically work out, and just dont do shit you will become like the man who only eats dessert. Thats why from now on im trying to do something positive such as a short work out at lifetime fitness and a bowl on the ride home(helps with soreness too)
Doing this makes me feel a lot better. I feel like I earned that bowl or two post work out. and another thing I like to do is just get my homework done and out of the way and then just light up. I really think if every stoner would do something positive to earn the smoke up people wouldnt be so burnt out and bumish.

peace

 

that sounds cool actually..maybe if i cleaned before i smoked it would work...like the weed makes the satisfaction alot better

 

good!

Now I do everything I have to do before smoking, and I never do it more than twice a day...I feel much happier now, and smoking is now very fun everytime.

It took me time to understand this about life.

 

I dont get it... but right on man

 

He's saying instead of just toking up whenever you feel like it, make it into more of a treat for you. Gets you off your ass and gives you a feeling of accomplishment.

 

Lots of people here in this forums are like...weed does nothin bad to you man! Lets smoke 17 blunts, take a picture of myself and throw it on the forum. then il go to bed and put my alarm clock 3 hours later so i can blaze and go back to sleep in the middle of the night!

anyways

 

the greeks had it right...its the golden mean. not too much, not too little...

 

WOW, insight. That was relally intense, but i think its a good idea. Everything is more enjoyable in moderation and w/o chores, homework, job , workin out hangin over your head like a dead cat. I'll have to remember that.

 

You've got the right idea man.

 

thanks every one im glad you think im onto some thing

 

im the man that only eats dessert

 

it makes sense... but sumtimes i just dont feel like doing work and just wanna have a bowl lol

 

well i disagree, i wake up and go to the gym at 11 every morning then when i get home at like 1:30 or sumtin i smoke til i cant think straight. the i sober up a little bit by like 6:30 then smoke a bowl and go to school at 9. (plan may change due to work sometimes but its not that different) and even on this schedule i have a 3.8 gpa.

 

yea im not sayin that EVERY time you smoke you have to do something positive, but most of the time you should. but if youre out with your friends its not like your gonna be alrright im gonna do 50 push ups before this bowl hold on hahah

 

i didn't follow that at all... do you not sleep?

 

i like to have a big bowl of fruit salad to eat whenever i want, be it before, during or after dinner.

 

bill... i think youre just high

 

He has a PhD in Advanced Bongology, getting stoned is an essential part of the field he is in, so of course he is high!

Well, I have no responsibilities right now, so it doesn't really matter when I smoke, but it is good to get stoned and not have anything to do. Plus its more motivation to get all the junk done that you have to do. But then again, I dont do much so I can't say!

 

big bowl of fruit salad = Big bowl of weed

 

i like your thinking better than my own