Go to this website http://skeptically.org/logicalthreads/id14.html and if you want skip the first to paragraphs and start on "I have been studying..." if you want. This is so ironic and the end is funny. You HAVE to read it I guarentee you will enjoy it!
LOL!!! This was fab, Green! Love Mark Twain's writings.....the genius of satires! Thanks for the link.