I was a bad girl tonight):

Maybe you should try it with a prostitute first.

That way you can ensure there's no hard feelings.

 

ahhh, the joys of prostitutes..

 

I wasn't speaking from experience or anything.

Ahem...just putting the thought out there.

 

yeah well shit happens when you try and force your girlfriend of a year to get an abortion after promising her the world. People don't take your feelings into regard when they post after you threaten to hit them, hold them hostage why you call them names all night and take the phone outta the wall. yeah shit happens natural fucking consequences happen.

 

what if I lose the friendship though?

 

You will.

Those things never work out.

Esp. if you're unsure from the get-go.

 

i find alcohol is very useful in talking girls into doing an unnatural or kinky act out of ordinary. and at the moment of truth if she chickens out, i just snap my fingers and say rats, better luck next time. if at first you dont succeed. try try again

 

Is it wrong that your sig is getting me off? I just got the symbolisim...I'm a little slow. seriously I have a giant head and can never find hats and I need a freaking hat for next week.

 

Uh her friend IS willing. She's not.

But you're right. That's a very effective method.

 

so this means you like inspector gadget or is your mind in the gutter

 

My vote is for number two.

I heart Inspectoe Gadget.

 

i noticed evil henchmen always have a nefarious pet cat. dr claw, the bad guy from the smurfs gargamel. dr evil and mr bigglesworth, me, except i dont have a cat anymore....

 

Do you have a theory about this or is that just a random observation?

 

if i see a girl with large breasts and i like them, that is a random observation.
if i say that every girl with large breasts is hot that is a theory
if i take a survey of a demographic of large breasted women and the results show they are hot i have formed a hypothesis.
then again its all subjective

 

my min'd so far in the gutter.

 

Yeah, she(my daughter) has been asking about going to see my Grandparents , So hopefully this time......

 

That would be awesome and really good for her. People need to know where they came from.