fucking bitch gave me a piss test!!!!

dlskhfdlkasfjdsa. damnit. i dont think she had an actual test though, but she did make me pee in a cup, hopefully she was just bluffing to scare me. ldjflasdhflas
but i did put bleach in it so that's good...
godamnnnn i hope it was a lieeee. im like freaking out now. its funny though because she thought i was high because of the way i was closing my window last night...it was funny because that was like the one time she DIDN'T see me high, hahahaa. oh man..im still freaking out oh man oh man.

 

damn that sucks
but i think if you calm down
it'll make the situation feel less worse

 

i can imagine how you feel...
i was freaking out when my mom once almost saw a joint in my purse... but she trusts in me totally and i don't think she could ever imagine me smoking weed.

 

my mom always fucks with me when im high
my dad'll fuck with my friends head (theyre high, too) and then go tell my mom and they laugh about it

 

it came out positive...
you guys dont know my parents...trust me, dont compare them to yours.

 

Are they going to beat you or disown you or something?

 

Jus go Mickey Rourke on them and kick some ass!

 

Lisa, I wasn't trying to compare them...
Just wanted to state how strange my parents are.
They're old hippies, man.
hah

 

ajs

 

something like that, my dad already started banging on my door and yelling "illk ill you you fucking bitch"

 

Stay out of their way until they calm down.

 

Come and live with us in New Jersey

 

I'm sorry. I hope that, well, things get better.

 

Haha... Fahjah always wants me to get herb.

 

my mom normally just goes
"damn, are you hungry"
or
"why you so hungry?"
or things of that sort
it freaks me out because i know she doesn't care
but, ya know...she knows
it's weird sometimes
but it's cool that she's cool

 

it freaks me the fuck out, man
lol
but, i know she doesnt care

 

Ahah... my dad doesn't care at all. One time I had eight or nine people in the basement... we were all folding laundry with my mom and had rotation going... the only thing we kept saying is "Bob Marley, man... Bob Marley" every now and then while we were folding laundry with her and she was like "wtf?!?" (She had no idea we were smoking in the same room, but kept smelling it).

Good times.

 

I wish it was that easy but they keep fucking making me talk to them. theyre asking me all these questions and saying shit like "it could be laced with rat poisoning!" and shit like that. ugh. they're saying stuff like how they're so liberal with me but thats funny cause they are far from that. They barely ever let me go out and when they did i would have to come home at like 10 o clock.

I wish I could. I'm seriously considering getting my own place and leaving this hellhole. Only problem is that now they're making me quit my job, and when i said there was no way i was quitting my job they refused to give me a car. Which sucks because i dont think any bus service goes towards my job..but i could always take a cab until i save up enough for my own car...
If they don't let me go away to college I'm just going to have to move out for sure and take a few years off and work or soemthing to make my own way through college...ugh this situation is so fucked. they dont realize that pot is not that big of a deal. They're acting like im on heroin or something...

 

yeah Chicago sucks. I live in the suburbs. There's nothing out here but redneck patriots and cornfields.... and these stupid clans that vandalize everything.

 

Aw i want to come spend time at your house

my mom stole my bong twice....