Man, the older I get the better it gets. Did you know God has a sense of humor? And what I thought I knew I don't, but sometimes know more of better than not. Just goes to show you, with Jesus in the picture everyday is a new experience. Well, it is for me anyway. I work in ministry. This morning I was praying out loud, "God please bless my family and help us find a way to be able to buy some food." So my wife interrupted my prayer and told me the fridge was full! "Hmmmm..." I'm usaully in pretty good tune with things, especially when it comes to food so I finished my prayer and figured I must be hungry. That's why I prayed that. God sure works fast doesn't he? Anyway.... later in the evening I was in the bathroom getting rid of some of the food I had eaten during the day, and when I had finished my business I had that panic attack one has when they realize there is no paper! "Oh no!" I thought. I had prayed for the wrong thing this morning! It turns out I didn't though. We had toilet paper to, but someone forgot to replace the roll. The thing is, the whole experience caused me to think about my prayer again, and then I realized the thing God was trying to tell me. I did need food. Spiritual food. "For man does not live on bread alone but from every word that proceeds from the mouth of God." I tell you the truth, I may not the brightest bulb in the package, but I know where to find the extra power I need to make me that way. Anyone else have any humurous Christian anecdotes? Peace.
Your post cracks me up, haha. Oh, and Man may not live on bread alone, but he does live partly on bread (food).
Well, at least we won't need those thing in hell. Ahhh...the life. Nice tropical climate, a lake, screaming naked people....
Pretty silly question coming from an intelligent guy. (I always assume the best bout folks until they prove themselves otherwise. ) Hey, are you trying to bait me? But you didn't answer my question. Do YOU believe in hell? You don't strike me as the kind to believe something just cause "everyone" or anyone, does or does not. :sunglasse
I try to cut open my head. to let the screaming neeke people lake out of my head. the doctor said that was bad!!!!
More vagauries and side stepping... Now, did you mean to imply that hell is in my mind, our mind, or your mind? If you meant mine or our, then you would be mistaken. Not me, not today, but I dig what your saying. I can't speak for you, but I do dig what you are saying... Do you view heaven as just a promise, or hell as a firerey threat? The answer is in this moment, and this moment is everlasting. See friend, you have a choice right now, to live in love or lose it. Heaven lay within your reach, or hell is there if you choose it. HOWEVER: If you meant to say that hell is in "libertine's mind". Then, as the old saying goes, you are what you eat. Let me ask you bro', what do you consider hell? :X
