Mistake number 1. By naming this subforum 'Pets and animals' the namer of this subforum seperated pets from being animals. Mistake number 2. Humans are also animals, but talking about humans here gets you banned. In my opinion this is unfair.
Some girls have told me that I am an animal in bed and a gentleman in the kitchen. Now this makes no sense to me since I am an animal all the time.
I mean, better an animal in bed and a gentleman in the kitchen, than the other way round. Although it's quite nice to be both in bed, now and then.