i have masturbated

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by sheeprooter, Jan 11, 2006.

  1. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    in the same room as every roomate i've ever had, frequently. i have become quite skillful and doing it so silently that the almighty is not aware
     
  2. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    congratulations
     
  3. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    good one Trish
    i'd most people have done that when they have had to share a room
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  4. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    haha, this is a great skill to have :)
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    it's necessary, i think.
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i'm human. humans are as a species strange to each other, though is suspect the animals aren't the least bit surprised by our behavior. perhaps that what truly sets us apart from the animals: an inability to comprehend that we are ALSO animals...
     
  7. Ursula Buendia

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    When I discovered masturbation, I didn't know what it was but I was in love with it and when I went on my holidays in a village, I was sleeping in the same room with 2 kids, their mother and grandmother and I was masturbating in my bed and they didn't notice haha :) (I'm girl ;) )
     
  8. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    you masturbate in bed with grandma's.. mothers.. and kids... your one strange person
     
  9. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    hahahaha

    (she said same ROOM not bed)
     
  10. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    haha...i am also really good at that. i live in a zoo so i often am sharing a bed with one or two people and i like masturbating, so i do.
     
  11. sheeprooter

    sheeprooter Member

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    no but seriously. every night im thinking, "i really, really shouldn't do this. he might not even be asleep yet", but i go ahead anyway, just to feel intensely guilty that i attempted such a thing! if he knew what i was doing, i doubt hed ever tell me, which sort of makes it worse. id rather him to flat out tell me that i'm not sneaky at all, that he's onto me! that would be better than him listening to me wank it every night and never tell me

    nevertheless, it is nothing new, and i'll never stop. besides, the element of fear and secrecy makes me last longer!
     
  12. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    i just don't think its a big deal at all, we have to meet our sexual needs and do it somewhere, if it was in the bathroom you'd have them all banging on the door.
    if your room mates are all honest they're probaby all doing the same thing, but I guess you don't want to hear this as it spoils the sexual fatasy
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  13. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    its fun to masturbate at other people's places
     
  14. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    its fun to masterbate
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  15. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Yeah. Masturbation is nice, wherever you do it. Except maybe at a kindergarten.
     
  16. Samhain

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    You are encouragable Hail you know that don't you?
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