Yeah so..... wow.

ah, yes, with the eyes glazed over it takes a while to notice the whipping midgets.

 

Whipping midgets. Now that's one I've never heard before!

 

Thats wonderful...

 

i'm going to open a bar / 24 hour laundromat and call it Whippin' Midgets...

 

You're focusing too much on the midgets. It doesn't have to be midgets. Llamas work just as well.

 

Llamas and midgets and whips! Oh my!

 

but they're not so good with the whips...

 

plus they spit which is always a dissapointment in the bedroom

 

not or everyone. some people have that fetish....

 

true enough, there are swappers and what not out there.

 

she's cute (though she looks all of 12 )

congrats

 

Don't change the subject Trish

 

Sorry, I only do a good old fashioned dry humping on the first date....

 

that's not what i heard...

 

Take her to a movie at Glendale tomorrow night after seven. I'll be working.

We can DP her when I'm on break.

 

I work tomorrow night til 11. Besides, I've planned an uber special date for Saturday so I don't really have money for the movies. I'm taking her to Milano Inn. It's a kick ass italian restaurant down town. They've got a murder mystery show type thing they do where you try to figure it out. The first act they serve soup, salad for the second, entree for the third, and desert at the end. $50 a person. She better like it.

 

No. I don't really care about that. I can bring a girl home to fuck any time, how many of them are going to drive me around and cook for me though?

 

Man the ladies love when you treat them special to a night like that. Bonus, you'll get laid.

 

I'm not too concerned about getting laid. She wants to take things slow, so that's what we'll do.

 

She looks like she is 12.