oh fuck

ok i was stoned and i just decided to call my friend adam but it turned out i called my cousin adam and hes gonna tell hes an eagle scout for fucks sake!! inm screwd i know it i also told him i was stoned shit im fucked

 

Atleast you didn't call the police. Hahaha.

 

that sucks ass man.....when he answered you, did you just say "hi, I'm stoned as fuck?" lol, what did he say to you?

 

lol... that sucks dude

 

yeah i go hey hes like why are calling me becase i dont call him at all and i go man im so stoned

 

hahahaha what a dumb thing to do.

 

haha yeah well i was stoned and puffing on one of my dads cigars you would think that i would have that kind of train of thought

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry to laugh but it's really your own fault dude.

 

okay, one of my friends has a brother named matt, and a friend named matt.
One day we were trying to find some trees and he started dialing people out of his phone.
He says to matt: Hey dude, what's up?
matt: ??
He to matt: can you find anything?
Matt: No, i'm in charlotte.
He to matt: Whose charlotte?
matt: Charlotte, as in south of the mason-dixon.
he to matt: oh, sorry.

It was kinda funny at the time.

 

hahaha i wished that happend to me

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.