you ever run backward through a corn field???

i love corn...especially the stalks...

 

You are fucked up one, aren't you?

 

Field of rice count?

 

not corn... but I used to run naked through the crops as a child all the time. Once got lost in a field of rye as I couldn't see over the top of the heads... very scary.

 

am i now??? how interesting...

 

No not interesing at all.

 

is this suppose to be sexual?

 

I have indeed.

Here in town around Halloween we have a Maize Maze.

It's hot and insect riddled. Mucho fun-o when you're drunk-o.

 

I sure wouldn't want to run naked in a corn field, damn things give you paper cuts

I was workin on a farm couple years ago, and by the end of sweet corn season my hands were all sliced up

on that note, has anyone else ever had raw sweet corn? it's surprisingly delicous! we'd eat it right out in the field, probably not the most sanitary thing to do I guess

 

Are you kidden? When have I NOT ran through a corn field backward?

 

nope

but I used to play in wheat fields all the time
and chew wheat kernels til they turned into gum (albeit unflavoured gum)
it was hella fun

 

I've peed in a cornfield before. Not ideal, but it was someplace semi-discreet. One time a truck blew up in the cornfield near my house...Except no one knew what was going on so it just looked like the cornfield randomly exploded and basically mass chaos ensued. So yea, who needs to run backwards through a cornfield when there is already all that excitment?

 

no. no. no. no no NO NO NO!!! DEVIL MAN!!! 666 the mark of the beast!!!!