shitting yourself.

Does anyone else have an unhealthy obsession with shitting their pants?
If so, what precautions do you take?
Undergarments: Boxers, briefs, or commando?
What are your favorite diaper rash creams? Do you like to let it linger?
Any particular diets that you follow to get that booboo comin out right?
What are your favorite styles of poop? Slick and solid, soft and squeshy, or reeeaaaaal runny?

Replies are appreciated, although unmerited. Have a blessed day!!!!!!!!!

 

*gag* that's sick

 

...no comment on the thread topic... blehhh

I think TheLittleOne's signature kicks ass, though. Awesome pic.

 

.......thanks!!

 

No, but I tend to talk about poop alot

 

If I did plan on shitting myself (Which I don't), I'd wear briefs and want it to be as solid as possible. That way, it would be easier to clean up.

Or I could wear no pants and shit all over some piece of public property, in which case I'd want it to be as runny as possible. I'd also want to build up some pressure too (for distance).

 

I like to shit in cemetaries.