If you knew

I barely know you, and I didn't want to do anything innapropriate.

 

oooh okay..

i don't have cooties

 

go to fiji if I liked it stay for seven days and dive and lay around on the beach

 

fuck, yeah!

 

fuck, yeah! I'm so not dying a virgin.

 

oh my!

 

That must make her feel so special

 

yes.. i enjoy being randomly groped by strange men on the internet.. why else would i have said "hold me"? i really meant "grope me"

and since we're all gonna die and dirk pitt isn't telling us what he knows.. why not?

 

So realistically, it was me who made you feel bad by not groping you when you wanted to be groped.

Oh well. "Always leave them wanting more." That's my motto.

 

i told you you were a filthy bastard.

 

in theory, if I don't grope her, it will leave her free to fantasize about how good the groping would have been. eventually, I will become an obsessive fantasy in her mind.

if I had groped her, then I would be just like every other guy.

it's a tough choice really. i could be thought of as a sexual god, but i would never know the pleasure of squeezing her goodies, or I could squeeze the goodies, but then I would be soon forgotten. A mere face in the crowd.

 

wait a minute.. are you telling me women aren't just objects to be groped at any given time?

i knew i had been doing something wrong.. gee wizz.. thanks guys .. from now on i'll make them all pay .. cha ching!!

soooo dirk.. you still didn't tell us what you know..

 

uumm i'm not a robot!!! no binary code

 

I would meet one man to tell him I love him.
What I would do next, it depends on his answer..

 

no deep thoughts!!

 

Phase 1 of my plan is complete. (queue Isaac Hayes music)

 

give me an example of deep thought!

 

that last one of yours was too deep for me...

 

ehrrrm.. :H

 

it gave me a headache and made my eyes water, i swear...