Yesterday my hubby and I went to a farm to do a little grocery shopping (fresh fruit, eggs, milk, etc) and there was this little petting zoo... and there were all these goats, they were so cute and friendly! I loved them... they were so friendly.... I want one now!
yeah, they're pretty cute. my aunt has a couple. she says they mostly just stand on the hood of her car, and mess things up, lol.
I once mistook goatshit for raisinettes, and contracted hepatitis A, B, and C. Now my liver hates me. Goats ruined my life.
When I grow up, I'm going to have a fainting goat farm. Yaaaay! I had a pet goat when I was a kid. His name was Jed. They cooked him for the 4th of July and didn't tell me until we'd already finished eating, and I never ate meat again.
i once had a goat for several years ...then i had to move so i donated it a local summer camp who had a nice big farm land for it to roam
Sorry to hear about your pet goat. That's a bit mean spirited on the adult's part... Anywho...I want a fainting goat farm! It 's been a life long dream. I'd never get anything done, though. I'd spend my time scaring the goats and then laughing my ass off. Can you imagine a whole field of goats falling over at the same time ? Now that's entertainment.
I hate goats. I went out to my best friend's farm to visit one day, and her pet goat butted me right in the face. I had gashes on my forehead from where it's horns made contact with my head, and a bleeding lip as well. When I lived out in the country, our neighbours had two pet goats. They would never shut up, they were constantly "bahing". They'd shit all over the place and chew up whatever they could find. Goats are Demon Spawn.
I agree........demon spawn. I was attacked by a goat at a petting zoo when I was 3. A freakin' petting zoo! He kept butting me in the stomach until my mother noticed I was crying, and then she saw him do it again. Bastard!
