Stoner Dreams

WHat are you dreams to do high?

mine:
1. Bake an airplane
2. Bake a playpit at a jungle gym/playground. The ball area. Yeah.

 

I'd like to bake the front office at a county jail while the cops are locked in the holding cells.

 

Hmmm, probably roll 10-15 20 gram blunts with 20 friends and run around the white house and bake that mother fuckaaa haha idk man im bored as hell..

 

I would love to sit on the lobby floor of both the health and human services and DEA buildings in DC and pass the pipe around with my friends. They think we are such a threat to society and violent and shit, it would be great to show them we arent.

 

I wanna blaze in space so bad.

 

Hell yeah. It'd be cool to see the smoke floating in zero gravity. I'd also like to go shrooming or eat some 2ce in zero gravity. That shit would be pimpish.

 

I think in the commons in my school and the top of the space needle.

 

i wanna go scuba divign or snorkeling stoned outta my mind and look at the tropical fish

 

That shit would be nice. It gives me a new idea. You could have someone blow you a shotgun through an extended snorkel while you're 15 feet under water. Then when you blow the smoke out WITHOUT the snorkel, it would bubble to the suface.

 

haha, you could have an extendable snorklle... go go stoner-gadget

 

haha

 

actually, smoking underwater WOULD be a pretty cool but generally unthought of thing. to have simply a long pipe, and at one end is some weed, in a bowl or joint. the pipe runs throught he water to you, and you can be anywhere really.

the pipe running through the water could possibly be a cooling strategy. blowing smoke from underwater would be awesome to study (look at)! the bubbles would be white or somethin, but also, when they reached the surface, people would see the gass escape. but perhaps something odd would happen in that the smoke is travelling through the cold water for an extended period, like a really massive bong that you normally couldnt replicate.


i think all you need for the most simple version is a length of hose and a bowl to stick in the end

 

That shit sounds extraordinary dude. I may try it sometime.

 

well u wouldnt need a long pipe if there was like a water proff vaporizer that heats it up and u connect it to like ur oxygen tank and just like turn a nob and take hits or .... WATER PROOF WEED!<----- that would be insane dont leave ur boat without it

 

Its the ultimate, the whole toking then snorkelling thing, my youngest brother is a diving instructor in Sharm el Sheik in Egypt and I go visit with him a few times a year, we always get blazed but I have never been confident enough to scuba, so he suggested taking me out snorkelling off the reef instead, my god its intense, what a beautiful world it is down there under normal circumstances, but to smoke a shisha on the beach first, then jump off the jetty and watch reef sharks, 12ft napolean fish, clown fish, emporor fish, and schools of silver baraccuda swimming in a tight funnel all around you is an experience I will never forget. I am just not articulate enough to describe it, and the word awesome just doesnt do the experience justice.

 

That sounds so fucking fun man. I would love to do that while shrooming. It would be one of the most amazing experiences ever. But alas, I have NEVER been snorkelling.

 

dude you just gave me an idea...thanks man!

 

Its weird and intense, and quite scary too. The fish have no fear, and come right up to your mask and suck on your skin, not gently either, I was bruised black and blue! some of them are as big as a cow, just swimmin around. There is some deadly shit dowm there, to swim 2ft away from a lion fish, with its spines at full stretch drifting towards you in the current is exhilerahting and frightening all at the same time, but the colours and diversity is unserpassed as anywhere else on the planet.

 

Well, you just changed my mind about doing that while shrooming. It may be too intense and end up fucking with me a little too much.

 

bake under water....somehow