fo all those who speak ghetto....

it was a detachable penis??

 

No.

I got rough hands.

 

"my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard..."

 

now thats a good song.






D4L
Laffy Taffy Dat laffy taffy [candy gurl]

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum
I'm mr.chik-o-stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt)[oh]
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher
Cuz i stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
[oh my god!]
Gurl dis aint no dance flo
Dis a candy sto
And im really geeked up
And i got mo dro
I wop? I roll
Its all i do
Its da summer time
but yo laffy taffy got me cold[oh]
Gone get loose[oh]
Gone get low[oh]
Dont be shy
H** i'm Faybo?[oh]
I kno you wanna ride
you a star and it shows
[well tell em damn whats up whats up lets go lets go lets go]

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy i'm likin dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
close yo mouth and dont say s***
bend on ova and hit a split
work dat pole and work it well
stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
gurl let me touch ya
iwill neva tell
security gaurd dont scare nobody
damn right i touched dat h**
all da money just hit da flo
D4L im ready to go
h** cant even shake no mo
dey tired out
lets ride out
b**** you wanna go
den she can go
she get in my car
i aint playin no mo
start movin on my Faybo
b**** she probably already kno
let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

say baby gurl
a wat u gon do
i got a hundred 1s
i wanna po on you
just keep dat a** shakin
and i keep tippin you
while i sit back lik a playa
and sip dat grey goose
feelin all loose
cuz gurl you on yo job
you got my d*** hard
da way you touch dem toez
workin dem micros
on da stilletos
you made it skeet skeet skeet
lik a water hoez[candy gurl]
got me goin in my pocket
pullin out mo dough
let da waitress kno i need to order
five hundred mo
you besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo
so gone and pack dem bags
and lets mothaf***in go
im waitin on yo fine a**
at da front doe
gurl you don kno
ima toss da laffy taffy
toss it flip it and slap it
bust a couple of nuts
and get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]
Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x






and another one of my favs

Mike Jones - Know What I'm Sayin' Lyrics
[Chorus]Represent yo hood,represent yo block,represent yo spot."Know what I'm saying?"represent ya ward,represent ya town because its goin down."Know what I'm talkin bout?"[Bun B]When you seee me with my gun on,its a be a one on,you know what type of shit Big Bun on.Some of that six figure shit,that live and die by the trigger shit,that H-Town, P.A. Texas trill ass nigga shit.Wanna f**k with me get a bigger clique,move yay get a bigger brick,wanna f**k my gal get a bigger dick.So do me a favor (favor),recognize that you a hater,that couldn't see me if i was ya neighbor.Yeah Mike Jones and Swishahouse,finna meet me at yo sista house,tell het have that doja and them swishas out.Nigga we gon set up shop in here,let bottles pop in here,and watch these bad ass bitches bop in here.Shit midddle fingaz up (and haters down),we about that drama,so if you dont want it bitch dont bring us up.Man and we gonna be grindin,nigga huggin this block,till they free KS and let my brother off lock.[Chorus][Mike Jones]I sip on purple barre,ride around town in my candy car,diamonds shine like a star.I love to grip that wood grain,love to talk that texas slang,I spend change like it ain't no thang nigga.Because down south we be tippin on fo's,in the parking lot pimpin these hoes,its M.O.B. on every hoe nigga.Down in H-Town we grippin on grain,flippin on swangs sippin that drank,causin pain in the turnin lane nigga.(Holla at me) 281-330-8004Hit Mike Jones up on the low (Yeah)I said 281-330-8004Hit Mike Jones up on the low (Yeah)[Chorus][Lil Keke]They betta stop playin,because we might slain,somebody start prayin man.I'm bout to get it hot,before i blow the spot,give me some henn and rocks fool.I'm bout to let it go,I'm talkin killa blow,you watch yo chick you check ya bitch.You niggas know its on,we pushin plenty chrome,this the Don me and Bun.I f**k with Mike Jones,broke niggas stay at home,we off the hook like Cokka Book.Big Texas where its at,Ya'll betta holla back,we packin gats and smokin sacks.Pimpin these young hoes,and my bank roll sits swoll,got me tippin on fo fo's nigga.I'm bout to smash up,Ya'll niggas given up,You roll a square and po a cup.[Chorus]

 

i just sent mike jones a text message at
+12813308004

 

haha, whats with people acting like they are so clueless when it comes to anything hip hop or rap or anything..like they dont listen to it..pfffttt..i know i did.. Come on now, I know most of you listened to 2 Live Crew, Tone Loc, Young MC, sugarhill gang, Digital Underground, Coolio, house of pain, Krs-one, public enemy, nwa, The Fat Boys, heavy d and the boys, mc chris, onyx, snoop, arrested development, salt 'n peppa, rahzel... come on people, dont play dumb...why so ashamed, good or old rap and hip hop is great to listen to..why act so scared to admit you like anything that doesnt have a guitar...(now im just stating this from what i gather from some posts in this thread..)

And come if you didnt know what skeet was come on, i think those of you knew but wanted to act like you didnt

 

wiggity wiggity whack!


Kris Kross'll make ya, JUMP, JUMP!

 

Haha...
remember that white guy Snow..had that song Informer...

 

haha...Informer...

 

here's a picture of him those 90's...some stuff should have never of happened, like Snow...haha

 

you were from st louis!! thats a far cry from kansas, my dear. there wasnt a single black person in my highschool. the rap I was exposed to back then, I wouldnt even consider rap...... it was vanilla ice, snow, kriss kross, will smith.....

 

also, I didnt even know what a wigger was, or seen one till well out of highschool.... no one in my 4 years acted like a black rapper..... no one said "whats up dawg", "word to your motha" or nothin like that...... the only white rapper I had seen was vanilla ice...

of course now, every suburbanite kid and small town kid pimps out their car stereo and wears baggy clothes and talks like they are from the hood........ but Im talkin the years of 89-93. rap wasnt as big as it is now..... it was all about hair metal bands and then grunge.....

 

haha, my condolences

I was talking more about people who say so defensively they dont like something (it could be anything) and make it a point to mention it over and over and over..cause then you just know they are a closet listerner to whatever they are so defensive about...
So, yeah, what was my point again

 

that stupid laffy taffy song has even the ghetto confused

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=laffy+taffy

if that helps

kinda contradictory sometimes, of course, since it's all usersubmitted

but it sounds like it's referring to butts. mmmm, butts. Haven't heard taht song though, thank god.... Saskatchewan is months behind most trends/popular songs

 

4. laffy taffy
(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

 

ggod to know. i'll never look at it the same way

 

Sounds like a pretty ugly pair of genitals IMHO

 

i'll be looking for jokes printed on the side....

 

ewww.......... that definition of laffy taffy has bad images in my head.......