I'm soo fucked up

I woke up real early in the morning. I ate a P-strip (5 hits of acid) before work, and I did a real good job at work, so my boss let me off early. I peaked right when he said "You can go home". So I got a ride home, and smoked 3 blunts with my dude on the way home. Now I'm chillin, drinkin MGD, smokin a black n mild, listening to Dr. Dre. Today was awsome. I don't think I'll be going out today. My girl is sposed ta come over in 3 hours...

PEACE AND LOVE!!!

 

Wow exhilarating story.

 

I think its bullshit

 

I have a hard time believing that you smoked 3 blunts. In what kind of time frame are we talking here? And the acid, I don't know a thing about that, but 5 hits sounds like a lot to me. Are you for real? I think you might be exaggerating a bit?

 

Yeah I don't think anyone could go to work on 5 hits of GOOD acid, maybe VERY weak acid, but I could be wrong and the dude could be tripping his nuts off as we speak. The 3 blunts thing is believable. I've done it numerous times. Not so sure about the acid though. That sounds excessive. But like I said, I could be wrong.

 

I believe him, I don't know why but I do.








Except for the woman part.

 

hey yeah me too.. i got up took a shit load of acid then made my kids breakfast,then started to peak,antiqued my brothers friend, cleaned, did laundry, made some phone calls, went to the store, smoke 12 blunts, 27 bong rips and 2 joints. then some space aliens came over and we had a hoe-down in the backyard with the mayor and his wife.

now i'm about to go to work once i finish drinking this gallon of whiskey with a quart of vodka as a chaser..

i'm not making this up either

 

Yeah, well you could only REALLY do those things if you lived in a yurt.

 

dude, for real, I don't think you went to work on 5 hits of good acid.....that just bullshit. I've done as many as 15, and wouldn't reccomend it. 5 is still way hardcore and there is no way you did any fucking thing at work, let alone a good fucking job.... HA

 

um i know lots of people that have consumed those quantities in one day. i used to consume lots more then that so dont doubt/judge people.

 

Nobody said he couldn't consume that amount in a day. We just said that it's very unlikely that someone could eat 5 hits of good acid and go to work. Let alone, do such a good job at work to be given the rest of the day off as a reward for a job well-done.

 

yeah okay i get that. but he did say he was just starting to peak when he got sent home....
maybe the extra energy that you get at first had him get stuff done fast. haha i dunno.

maybe it was weak acid... i dunno either.

 

Either way, there is still no chance this dudes crawling in any pussy that ain't costing him $$/hr.

 

That's a good point. It may be a true story, but still unlikely. Possible though.

 

yeah who knows....
i was just saying its possible cause it seemed like everyone was saying it was impossible.

 

why must you tease me?

 

I did 7 hits of acid, then ate 2 orders of biscuits and gravy, on my way out I smoked a pack of cigarettes while chewing half a pack of gum. When I got home I ate 3 peanut butter and jelly's while sitting on the toilet, then I drank a martini while scrubbing cat piss out of my bed sheets...to unwind I ate 3 ice cream sundaes and drank 2 black label beers while cooking microwave popcorn and studying for an arabic midterm when I'm not even in school...

 

Yous hardxcore.

 

I bang heroin all day every day at work. i just got a promotion. im gonna start speedballin at work too.

 

Yeah. It was weak acid. The hits I had ain't no 1967Haight-AshburySunshine shit. Its just mediocore. I could see how some people that have good jobs or have mental problems couldn't handle workin while trippin. I just bag groceries at a food store. It's nuthin big. And the trippin there doesn't bother me. It actually helps me get through work, the same way some 15 year-old dork-ass junior with ADD would take ritalin to help him get through work. Only difference is ritalin makes time go by faster, and sid slows down the percption of time (at least for me). But its cool. I like going to work trippin slightly. I just bag groceries and see the color of cerial boxes change and shit. I never ask to take a break, never go out for a smoke. And I never get paranoid, cause my manager doesn't do drug testing, and doesn't complain about dilated pupils. I rarely sweat on acid, cause I don't ever get nervous. Never had a bad trip. Nuthin to worry bout when I'm not driving. I'm older and less naive than some people who would have a problem, if they were to be placed inside my shoes during experiences such as these. I'm kinda ramblin, but I just woke up 30 minutes ago, and am still a bit out of it. But seriously, don't go to work trippin if u can't handle it.