My christmas tree fell on me

I was putting the bugger away and it attacked me

 

Our's attack animals......sometimes dogs......but usually cats.

 

The bastards - maybe you should call the police or report it or something

 

see, trees are out to get us, they dont wanna be shut away in houses for weeks dying so we can make them pretty... ungrateful bastards...

 

This is off topic entirely but I really want a turkey qourn and cranberry sauce sandwiche

 

Mmmmm..... Quarn....

 

My X-mas tree is still lying in my garden...It haunts me o_0

 

one attacked the queen last year and was charged with TREEson

 

Sorry i'm a little late on reading this but I found it funny.

 

this was written like in june

but
its never hurt right?