woah innocent chick, shes 18, i know jus told me she is goin to stay with a girl she met near me. this girl told her she need to be more bad and give her n evil side. my mate says she is well pretty n sounds like fun needs to be had lol!
I sure wish I had a kinky girlfriend, or even a girlfriend, hell just give me a freakin friend. I'm slightly lonely~
Libations? Startin' some kind of Biblical theme here? That could be pretty fun actually. I always wondered how the Virgin Mary would get it on. Hey did you hear about the South Park episode that the Christian League of Whatever recently got Comedy Central to drop? There was a statue of V. Mommy reported to be miraculously bleeding from her ass, and thousands of pilgrims were coming to be healed by the blood. Pope Benedict was called in to inspect the statue and determine if it was indeed a miracle, and he discovered that the blood was actually coming out of her vagina. Then he said: "That's no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time"
