The Potential best form of birth control

They say smoking marijuana reduces your sperm count, but just how much pot would one have to smoke for it to be an effective form of birth control? If it can be done, I want to be the one to do it....if not, I get along pretty well with kids anyways.....

 

Thank God for stoner philosophy.

Your kids will be retarded. Except not from smoking too much weed.

 

nah man, thats the genius part...the THC will kill all the bad sperm, so only the potential Mozart's and Newton's will survive.

 

i dont think youre going to have to worry about potential mozarts or newtons

 

haha...wft...hahahahaha

Know what else would work great? Putting your dick in a cage....only the smart sperm could pick the lock....

 

hah, i love how your all taking this like a serious post..

 

This is the funniest thread I've seen in a while.

 

I don't think that thats true simply because I know lots of hippies and they all have lots of kids.They have cool kids though so maybe it does kill all the bad sperm.

 

that's what you think,
cuz you're still smoking, you think those kids are really smart
while in fact you are just getting more dumb each second!

 

Whatever, it could happen, and wouldnt it be kickass if it did work?