To pass a drug test someone suggested adding 5 drops of bleach to a liter of water and drinking the mix before the test. Would this work since bleach can destroy or mask or w/e drug metabolites?
I've never heard of drinking it... Usually they drop it into their piss, or they soak their fingers in bleach and dry it, then piss on their fingers and into the cup to get it in. It does mask it, but for most tests it really just screws it up. Like, you won't come up dirty, but they can tell you're not quite clean either...
please, dont ever drink bleach. it is a toxin. it simply burns through life, that is what it is for. in contact with cells, they die. therefor i cant see how drinkning it will do anymore than put your digestive system under stress as it handles a non-bias anti-biotic
my friend told me you're supposed to put a drop under your tongue.... but then they can tell by looking under your tongue for a light spot. i don't know. i wouldn't do it. stick with drinking vinegar and lime juice. oh and when i saw this topic i thought of the part in the muppet movie where kermit is in the bar and the guy tells his girlfriend to go wash her hands or she'll get warts, and he says "that's just a myth" and he says "yeah, but she's my mith!" hahahaha.
If you're stupid enough to even consider drinking bleach, than please go ahead and do us a favor and CHUG CHUG CHUG! Darwin Awards, anyone?
most of those who posted have no idea what they're really talking about. first of all, i can assure you without hesitation that a few drops of pure chlorine bleach in a liter or two of water will do you absolutely no harm whatsoever. chlorine is added in small amounts to most tapwater anyway, and in larger amounts it can kill the germs in -some- sources of water outdoors enough to be potable. it's a trick i learned in the boyscouts from an army reserves colonel who was involved with our troop...it works the same as the iodine tablets you buy, basically, though in large amounts either one of them will kill you. obviously using stuff that has extra additives such as scents and other nasties will be a bad idea, but the point is that 4-5 drops in a large volume of water will NOT hurt you. it will just make the water taste a little funny. but in, say, a disaster situation, it can help turn undrinkable water into the most important of life sustaining substances. however, that still doesnt mean its a good idea, because it probably won't do anything at all to "cleanse" your system of THC metabolites. nothing but time will really get them out of your system, but you can mask their presence as far as urine tests are concerned in one of two ways. one is to add something to the urine sample, and the other is to ensure the urine sample is diluted enoguh that you won't test positive. people find that adding some things to their urine samples have helped them achieve a false negative, but testing folks realized what was going on and now many labs will test the sample for evidence of chemicals used to tamper with the sample. this isn't generally a safe method to choose because you may well be found out in the end anyway. bleach is one of the chemicals people have used to adulterate the samples effectively. the much more reliable method is to make sure the urine is far more diluted than normal at the time you take the test. drinking copious amounts of water all day long will help this. you have to really put it away though, and don't stop for nothing. it will turn your piss clear because it will be so diluted the waste is barely detectable in it. even moreso, the THC metabolites will be barely detectable in it! unfortunately, some labs will refuse to analyze samples so light in color, so you need to take some b-vitamin supplements to help turn it back to a yellow color. it will still look slightly unnatural, but it will be passable. this is your best bet to pass a urine test. remember, it doesnt clean out your system, it simply helps hide whats really there. and for the love of god never let it be the first piss of the day! go several times before you show up. btw, you can't simply add tap water to the urine to dilute it, i don't believe.
hey thanks for your input nesta, i too learned how to use bleach in a disaster situation to make water potable. I was just curious if bleach ingested like that would temporarily destroy any drug metabolites in urine for a test.
