i always found "bumping uglies" to be blaringly distasteful. also comparing one's face after eating out a girl on her period to ronald mcdonald makes me cringe. that one doesn't come up in every day conversation too frequently, thankfully.
hmmm never heard the ronald mcdonald reference for that - I always heard that described as eating hot wings
juicin' the plums spicin up the tuna with some gentlemen's relish ummmmmmm....making it past second base?