Happy New Year!!!!

I was married for 3 1/2 years until just a couple months ago... and never had a kid so...

*RASBERRY*

 

you were married to the chick you just had a date with tonight for 3 1/2 years?

 

No. I don't ever want to see that bitch again.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!


Wheee, my party turned out alright. A bunch of people called saying they were gonna come last minute-ish, yeesh. Bunch of gals + food + booze + girlie movies = fun. Yay and I got peoples emails/numbers who I didn't know how to contact at all, hurrah!

 

send me nude videos when you find out how to contact them.

 

Hello Campers,
I just wanted to wish all my "bothers" and "sisters" a very happy and healthy new year! Those of you who are important to me know I will be a loyal friend to the end of time.
Those of you that are nothing but phony, people pleasing robots, please try and get some pofessional help this year. You will need it, as I believe if you carry on the way you do, the people that talk about you and your big, lying mouth will carry you off to lands far, far away where we will never have to hear you complain, "What about MEEEEEEEE? again!!! Thank Heavens, and if that does happen, invite me along. I need a good laugh, and does she ever deserve a dunking tank or something worse.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

 

It saddens me that one could be filled with such hatred and obsessed with making sure to focus on it during what is supposed to be a time of celebration. You really know how to show the love.

 

Wow. People...lol.