Best Trippin Quotes

"Why is that moon playing piano?" Me on mushrooms at a mcdonalds.

 

im smarter then you, you, you, not the cat, definitally you, and im barely smarter then you - me the other night on mushrooms

 

"Dude!! Thats where the effervescing elephant lives!"

 

The only one I remmber right now is "I hope I can remember these 2 minutes from now"

 

"I wish I still had the hair to wipe away with my hand"
"I wish I still had a hand to wipe the hair away with"

Me, talking to myself

 

"Memory is a terible thing to waste"

 

"uh oh, the song is melting"

 

"What a cruel world when pigs whip humans, what does it mean to have big feet?" My friend on lsd

 

Oh! Reminds me of some fever fantasies that I get!!
1. I try to jump to the last piece of the cake which is......... Err... Ehm.... Too damn trippy to ever explain!!! Like The piece of cake is both the empty space of the cake and a piece of cake, but still not that. Plus it is related to Donald Duck... Haha.

2. I also used to roll away from the REEEALLY fat people lying on top of me, having these fever fantasies... This was also extremely trippy!

 

"I gotta turn down the radio a sec, I can't see." me driving on acid

"Oh hey there Jesus. Sorry, I wasn't looking for you." me on Special K and E. Absolute blasphemy! I was looking for my friend though.

 

"The world would be a lot better place if everyone was OCD"


Me - on a healthy dose of painkillers

 

I love Death's quote, "Trying to explain being sober when you're tripping is like trying to explain tripping when you're sober"

well put!

 

I was shroomin....
Some dude was like "What's Beethoven's favorite fruit"?
A drunk guy said "Your mom"
Then I said "TUNA!!" and then tried to argue that tuna was indeed a fruit at one point.

 

"Hey dude, you left your hand on the couch, u might wanna come and get it" me trippin balls my first time one LSD

 

*in an utterly fascinated and excited voice*
oh my god! oh my GOD! Stop you guys---stop and check out this beeetle!!
[I was walking along a forest path around a gorgeous lake tripping on shrooms 1st time]

Christian, you know you have three faces?! [same trip, much later on. I really did see three faces on him. Not in really distinct ways. In that shifty-mushy-vision sort of way. He was eating an apple with one of them, btw]

Meh. They aren't hilarious. The one about the beetle was extra funny later because the guys who I went shrooming with reminded me that beforehand they'd made joked that I'd probably hold them up by being really fascinated by something, like a bug. Maybe subconciously it occurred to me, but I had not remembrance of that when that ginormous bettle caught my attention

 

Did it look anything like my sig? Because that shit is fucked up when you're tripping.

 

omg hmmmm
all these are on acid randomly said while hysterically laughing
1. i'd get lost in the dryness of a saltine cracker
2. blooodwingzzzz!
3. ill be glad when this costume party is over and these creeps grow up and start to make a living like everybody else

 

last night

me:"man... that plant over there is huge.."
friend:"what?"
me:"over there, the green one"

 

"when did you get the aztec wallpaper?" -my flatmate after candy flipping

"Echo, your tits are electric" -my friend on acid

"I like what you've done with the floor" -me on mushrooms to a security guard at an art gallery while trying not to sink in to the marble floor.

Kyah "What does your heart say"
Me "My heart says cheese"
Kyah "Its a classic case of cheese hardened arteries" - typical acid conversation

As i wake up in bed and turn to my friend
"Oh my god what happened to your face??..."
About a minute of silence as i study his warped face
"Oh thats ok its you Jabba the Hutt...."
Another minute as i stare at Jabba
"Oh wait you're just my pillow"
-me on Datura (this actually happened every time i woke up, like 6 times in a row)

 

me- "hey man, why's the TV vibrating?"
buddy- "what? the TV's vibrating? holy shit it is" -after smokin a couple bowls and takin some shrooms