this is the only time you'll ever see me in the poetry forums..so cherish this moment

Right about now is when yall should start hating me...

Kay, so I hate poetry.
I'm sorry..but I think it's pointless and annoying (okay..maybe not ALL of it...but MOST)


But despite my hatred, I'm going to post a poem I had to do for English class..

We had to write either a poem or a letter from Romeo to Juliet and one from Juliet to Romeo.
So I opted for the easy way out (micha?? the EASY WAY OUT?? NEVER!)
I'm actually pretty decent at writing 'funny' poems..

I probably posted these already, too...Haha..


And You're probably gunna hate me for this..










But I got an A




Juliet Capulet, i know i just met you
but Juliet Baby, do whatever and i'll let you

Hooray, we're married, tonight shall be fun
Oh my sweet darling, I know you're the one

I know our families hate each other and whatnot
but we may be able to convince them somewhat

To let us be, and leave us alone
Maybe on our honeymoon, we can go to Rome

Isn't it cool how we live in Verona?
Is there a beach around? Lets grab some Coronas

I can't wait 'till we get us a home
Maybe for the yard we can get us a gnome

Thy kiss so sweet, thy hug so tender
Lucky for me, you like the opposite gender

Juliet baby, please be true
Don't let me come home to find you with Drew.


and the other...


well it's stupid, so i'm not gunna post it...
unless yall reallllly want me to..

 

Very funny, especialy the part about the Coronas

 

I like the "thankfully you're the other gender" part. Cute. Congrats on the A

 

Thanks guys :H

 

aha i'm stupid


BUMP!

 

that was vey cute i liked it and im glad u got an a onit u should wite more on here thanks fo sharing ur work

 

thanks michael















oh my god, i'm so confused