the secret to casual sex

^^^^ good wingman

 

oh my god, i LOVE that.... maybe a little too much....

 

Glad ya like it.

 

tonight, I saw this girl in a bar


...after I had had far too mfuhch toooo drinki, as you can esee at this fcurrent conjunction in time

and bootttome line, she's beautifull, and I remembver her from when we wntent to school together, and I'm going to find her, and take her on a date, beacueawese she's beautifull, and I think I'm in love

...I think I'm in love

wow

I'm in love
as soon as I'm sober I'm going to find her again, and fall in love

 

I believe in 'ya big guy.

 

~heavy sigh~ drunken love.. how i miss those times..

good luck finding your love

 

You should call her now.

While you're still brave and sauced. So you tell her the absolute truth.

And try really hard not to slur. She won't think you're sincere.

 

A requirement of aftershave should be the ability to grow enough hair to require shaving....

 

I'll get my big boy hair someday.

I consider shaving more of a pain in the ass then a trial into manhood.

Besides, I know what you mean with all this is "I love you Lodui."

And I respect that.

 

yeah yeah yeah. That's not exactly keeping it a secret is it Lodui. Thought we agreed not to tell anybody.

 

Highbrow has loose lips.

 

I just like to hear it sometimes Chaos.

I thought you liked that about me. :H

 

I just said that sos your feelings wouldn't be hurt.

I don't really like floppy 'gineys.

Sorry.

 

if all you're looking for is casual sex, an upfront arrogant guy is probably a sure bet that that's all you're getting. wich is a good thing. most chicks who just want to get laid are just like most guys who just want to get laid. fuck all that stupid sappy shit and just do it... i don't think it has anything to do with wanting to be domineered.

 

"Fuck all that" is a great phrase to live by.

 

Unless you live on a farm...

 

Mmmmmm sheep.

 

You ever read Kinsey? Some stats I don't care about fucker.

 

I think one just flew over your cookoo's nest.

 

cuckoo*