What am I supposed to do?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by confessor, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. confessor

    confessor Member

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    Right now, I feel good. But it's taken 2 days to do it.
    Lots of chemicals, not illegal ones, but some are controlled.
    The chemicals let my mind work again. My mind's got a few miles on it.
    But it's firing on all 300 billion cylinders.

    8 percs
    2 glasses of cheap wine
    5 beers
    1 joint
    and a couple hits from a stinking iraqi 'cigarette'

    The method of aquistion for most of these will remain a mystery. Even to the NDS.
    And I now know why they are so intent on keeping tabs on these chemicals.
    When I feel like this, I know I can make it by myself. Without them.
    As long as I can get this stuff, I don't need them.
    But they need me to need them. But I don't.
    No, read it again, it makes sense.
    If it doesn't, that's ok. That's what they want.
    But is it what you want?
    Right now I know I want something, and I know I can get it if I stay here. I know a lot of you want it to. Tell me what to do and I'll try to get it for us.
    I promise.
     
  2. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You could try jesus.

    High doesn't last long, but it's cheap.
     
  3. confessor

    confessor Member

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  4. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Theres Mohammed too, but thats the kinda thing you have to freebase.
     
  5. ManorXic

    ManorXic Banned

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    Hahahahahaha

    freebase

    Give Ghandi a shot too. Or a snort.

    Whatever.
     
  6. confessor

    confessor Member

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    hold on guys, I found the Bible but I can't find my reading glasses ....
    And the handout from the last tent revival is gone, I have no idea where it went.
    Lodui, I hope you got DSL, the speed of that reply worries me :)
     
  7. ManorXic

    ManorXic Banned

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    Lodui is like the right hand of God.

    I bet he's got T4 or something.
     
  8. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    You just infused a lot of acetemenophin into your liver.

    that sucks.
     
  9. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Well DSL, but It does tell me to do things.

    Your sig pics really sexy. Bagels do it til ya drop.
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    can't forget abraham thrown into the mix....he's kinda on the expensive side though
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Someones gonna have a tummy ache. [​IMG]
     
  12. confessor

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    That's why I didn't go through the "Heaven" door, figured they'd want a contibution.
     
  13. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    If there's one thing she WON'T have though is a headache.
     
  14. ManorXic

    ManorXic Banned

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    Them are biscuits man. With sausage gravy. <3

    More like hepatitis.
     
  15. confessor

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    2.6G? I've done twice that over breakfast the last 3 days,

    How do you make the crazy face, I tried :S ...
     
  16. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Are you coming on to me?

    Cause that'd be awesome.

    I guess ya never now where acetaminophen has been. [​IMG]
     
  17. confessor

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    Damn, my hair's long but ...
     
  19. ManorXic

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    You should switch to Oxy IR.

    Or Oxycontin.

    No Tylenol there.
     
  20. confessor

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    I just got a speeding ticket, where's the live chat? I haven't been able to type this fast for years
     
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