jetblack gets arrested tales of a fucked up 16 year old

well...the title says it all..i got arrested last nite for being intoxicated as a minor and for public indecency( i cant spell)me and my friends where running down a major road at like 1 am and the cops pulled over and asked me and my 2 friends how old we where and bla bla and when we couldnt show proof of age and why we didnt have any pants on he arrested me and my 2 16 year old friends we where sent to jail and i must say jail sux ass, they strip search u then finger print u and put u in this small little cell it sux, and i was walking by another cell witht his really weird looking psyco guy and when i passed him he said " IM UR DADDY NOW BITCH"i got scared, really scared, i was only in jail for 2 hours, i called my very VERY disgruntled father and he came down and bailed me out, i just got home like 4 hours ago, and i must say jail sux, so plz kids say no to drugs and no to alcohol if under 21 and keep this world a better place, lol nah go get fucked up its ok o well anyways so ya jail sux dont go to jail plus the convict clothes r really itchy....

 

Did they send you to the magistrate or to landmark? For some odd reason it sounds like you went to the magistrate, which is real odd since your a minor.

 

i didnt go to a judge if thats wat u mean..isnt a magistrate the lowest form of a judge? they took me to a police office building and they had a big room for de lousing and strip searches then they had a seciton in the back corner that was blocked off with 2 or 3 cells i saw some other kid in there who was sitting down on a bench outside the big room where they strip serached me and he wasnt more then 17 years old

 

yer fuckin nuts man...

 

Soo.... why didn't you have any pants on?

 

because i wanted to go streaking but neither of my friends wanted to so i said fuk it, o ya running naked feels so good the breeeze feels so nice

 

what reason did they have to strip search you?

 

Streaking while drunk on public streets?

Bloody hell, love to do it in Honduras where cops don't give a damn...

but doing it in Gringolandia is just a way different thing... you must be just a tad of stupid to actually do it there.

 

its mandatory, if they convict u of something they have the rite for their own protection to completely search u for weapons or anything illegal, for instance some could hide a small knife in the crack of their butt and they wouldnt know about it if they didnt search them

 

You get arrested for something like that?
Gee, nice country you live in....