Chicken Periods

What is a period? If a female ovulates and the ovum (egg) is not fertilized, it gets expelled from the body.... that's a period, right? Well, it's the same with a chicken.... an egg forms and if the egg does not become fertilized, it gets expelled from the body, right? Well, of course with chickens, it still gets expelled from the body even if it IS fertilized, but what is it if it's not fertilized? It's a chicken period! So the next time you make breakfast for someone, ask them how they like their chicken periods .

 

You'll never look at an egg the same way again, will you?

 

Never ever.

 

and they drop one almost every day for months ....whew !

 

I like my chicken period scrambled.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm eggs

 

I'm starting to get sick i think...

 

i'm getting hungry for some eggs now, but i have to wait until i wake up...

 

I thought the eggs we eat WERE fertilized. if they werent, then they would come out in a blob, right?

 

and everytime you stop to smell the flowers you are getting a lungfull of flower sperm

 

every time you smell anything, youre getting that actual physical matter in your lungs. whenever you smell someones fart, you are actually ingesting their poop

 

Now that's just funny...lol.

 

Um... no

 

HAHAHA! That's a great one! I'll have to remember that.....

 

I just want some pie. Gimme my mother fucking pie, please?

 

I used to like eggs...

 

sorry, i don't have any

but i've got cookies

 

Chickens don't get a period, they lay eggs. They don't have babies, they lay eggs.

It's really not the same.