The motherfuckin captin....

Capn crunch has done it again.....hes done tore the roof of my mouth straight out....after zero sleep its a great way to start the day.

As Im sitting here looking at the box I see this smilin ole bastard with two horns sticking out of his capn hat and......in the upper left hand corner is the picture of some fuck that looks like hes from some place in pa.

Dam I thought it said cracker but it says quaker....and hes looking proud.....if ya dont beleive any of this they have provided a death site..... www.capncrunch.com im afraid to look but at the same time strangly compelled.

I dont think im gonna work today......

 

Dont go to www.capncrunch.com .....but its proof of the horns....

 

captain Morgan though...

Now that's pirate you can set your watch to

 

But anything is better than this quaker cracker general and his capn....

 

I haven't had Captain Crunch in years. I used to love that stuff as a kid. Especially the peanut butter kind.

 

Your a pretty lady but go to hell, ha ha, I just tried to get some sleep and was thinking of childhood cereals I didnt like, thought of the peanut butter captn crunch inside me and the tummy demons started to turn and sure enough folks.......dont mix the capn, milk, warm dr pepper and stress........well do it and the capn will be the monkey off your back and out of your tummy.......

DAM.....im hungry....

 

so why do you buy it?

I mean, I enjoy the taste but there are other cereals that taste better and don't turn my mouth into sliced meat

 

Ive some sliced turkey, thats all I can offer.....

 

This is why most american kids are fat today. good luck. and dental work.

 

sliced turkey....

 

Which ones didn't you like?

I absolutely hated that Cookie Crisp crap. Did you ever have it? Oh my goodness, I saw it on the telly when I was a little one and begged my mom to buy it for me. It was horrible! *blech*

 

gotta love that wierd oil slick that appears floating on top of the milk too...

 

If I got a sweet tooth I'll go for cinnamon toast crunch.

Normally it's Smart though if I eat it at all.

 

i like capt crunch, but they dont sell it in my country

i was never big on cereals as a kid, i always wanted toast.

but these days ill eat some Sustain or Just Right before i go off in the morning. nothing beats vegemite toast tho

 

cast iron constitution ^ ^ ^

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Any doubts as to the demon milk? *L*

 

i like capt crunch, but they dont sell it in my country.....they should give it away,

I like it too after its soaked for a bit, but ya never realize till its too late you have just fucked the roof of your mouth up

 

Gotta be an acquired taste......like smoking or beer. *L*

 

68,

As long as you're using the intuition to test your body's ability to adapt to strange conditions you could put that CC into a blender and mix in one part cow cream to one part grapefruit juice.. "puts hair on the chest".

Naturally


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