liek diz guy go 2 teh doker n he saz liek dude wut r u no c. he liek goes sit n tak of his clos n the dok saz liek ju nhere of. ye so he saz u no wut u better do 4 nutn goes. saz ye but dez not rite dude!!11!111! lmfoa i hop u liek diz jokE n i post sum more soon!!1
Guy walks into a bar .... Sits down and orders 2 beers and a whiskey. Chugs all three drinks and hands the bartender a slip of paper with a phone number. Bartender says "I can't take that, we don't have a phone here! Be Right Back
Did I mention the bartender was Danish? Or was the guy Danish, and the bartender only had one eye ??? Oh I know what it was - I left out the part about the boat ...
If you like that, you'll like this one. In the middle of a clearing in the jungle, there is a bathtub. In the bathtub are a male lion and a female lion. The female lion says, "Honey, pass the soap." The male lion says, "No soap, radio!"
lol same here! is she english? that sorta typing should be banned lol! its jus retarted! get a fuckin clue
