What's Heaven like?

I mean, how do you envision it? Do you think they have cable up there?

 

Do you think they have cable up there?.......

THAT REALLY MUST BE YOU IN YOUR SIG PIC....

 

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Heavens a floating beach. I know because i went there in a dream and there are constantly stars in the sky, the sand remains golden, soft music plays and you can just lie in the arms of the one you love and point out the constellations to eachother.

Oh, and you can fly And you dont have to do degradingly human things like go to the toilet. And youre forever on the move...there are always things to do, people to meet, places to see. You can leave heaven whenever you want, and come to Earth or any of the other planets you want. And people love eachother.

 

there is no heaven. you reincarnate. and when you become beautiful (after oh so many lives), you become a flower.

 

Yeah well, i believe in reincarnation too, but...



It sounded nice

 

your heaven sounds beautiful.

 

heaven is this invisible thing called a dillusional concept

 

I'm fully aware that it dosen't physically exist, I'm an atheist... but if it did, what do you think it looks like?

 

very boring
like a waiting room
less magazines

 

Yeah, I think it would be crap. The cable will have 300 channels full of religious stuff for a start. God would be seriously boring too. He'll just sit there answering everyones prayers 24/7. How the hell does he manage that anyway?

 

i don't believe in heaven

 

heaven is full of fluffy pillows everywhere..
and there's a bearded guy who tells people off when they start pillow fights

 

heaven has a mini bar

 

I would imagine it would be like the waiting room after a youth-group at a protestant church.

A bunch of uptight assholes standing around drinking punch and eating old cookies gossiping about each other.

Hell's where the fun's at, just ask Jesus.

And since when is sitting on the toilet degrading, it's one of my favorite things about being alive.

 

Drinking is a sin in heaven...unless Jesus is feeling bloody festive and decides to turn some water into wine (alcohol free ofcourse)

 

your bestest day ever.. just forever?

 

Heaven is great an all but satans got the best blow

 

I was thinking the same thing... I wouldn't last long in heaven anyway... all those hot angels flying around... innocent... untouched