Talk about your sky-diving, rock climbing, smowboarding yadda yadda. Kid stuff. I invented a better xtreme sport: Naked Drunk Midnight Motocross. I invented it 1 night when we were partying out in the woods. We were drunk and naked. It was midnight. I had driven my little Suzuki 90cc putt-putt to the gathering. So I jumped on, fired that sucker up and took off. Somehow I made it back in like 3 minutes alive. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I think they should have it in the Olympics.
meh, thats nothing try driving a 600CC snowmobile after you've drank a 2/6 nearly fuckin broke my neck
Um... On New Year's last year my friend was wasted and rode a bike off of his roof and shattered his arm and ripped half of his ear off... He then proceeded to drink another 6 pack before going to the hospital.
Yeah I think this year we are going to the Red Hill Valley Expressway to sled down the gravel hills stoned as fuck. They're like pretty much 75 degree angles, and about 60 feet high or something like that (I don't really have any idea)
My most fucked up embarrasing moment involving a bike - I had smoked a few spliffs and run out of rolling papers, so I jumped on my hubbys bike (think he loves the thing more than me and the kids, its a GSXR 1000) rode around the corner to the shop, got off the bike and completley forgot to put the kick stand down(I have short term memory issues when it comes to weed) the bike seemed to fall over in slow motion and to make it worse there was heaps of people on the street all watching. The bloody bike was too heavy for me to lift back up on my own, so I had to walk home and tell hubby his "baby" was on the floor outside the shop. I couldnt believe the amount of damadge that was caused from just falling over in a stationary position, think the repair bill came to over $2500. He didnt speak to me for a while after that......
