Important Announcement

Hey, want high-quality buds for less than a dollar an ounce?
Read on.

In celebration of New Year's Day (to-day, the astronomical first day of the new year) I. senator special agent reverand Col. (ret) Dr. ranger danger hemphill II, Esq., am starting a guerilla grow club.
Anyone can join even you, and it's free.
What do you get by joining?
-Step-by-step instructions on how to select a site, cutivate the plants and harvest/cure them.
-Tips from a master gardener on how to deal with critters & rippers.
-One-on-ne help if needed.

Sounds easy doesn't it?
Well it's not.
It's hard work at first, digging holes and transporting soil.
And there will be times when you're pounding a long hot dusty trail to water your garden when all your friends are at the beach.

But look at the rewards of a successful grow.
Let's say you have 10 plants. And let's say 5 are males.
So you grow 5 females to completion.
Each with 1/2 lb. of buds.
That's 2.5 pounds, over $8,000US worth.
That's like almost 1/8 of KGB a day EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR.
Of pot probably way better than what you're buying now.
It will cost you less than $100.00 in soil & nutrients.
Worth it?
You tell me.

So you want a boxfull of phat sticky buds for less than a buck on ounce or would you rather spend top dollar for mediocre weed?

You in or out?

 

I would love to grow, but I am so busy that I have no time to do it. Plus I have no place to hide it and I don't know how to grow it that well.

I guess when my parents put the garden back in I'll just toss a couple of seeds in there and see what happens, lol.

Peace out!

 

I definitely want to grow this summer in the woods some where. So how are you planning to distribute all this promised free info?

 

I wouldnt necessarily say he promised anything, but it is beyound hard work, it requires a decent time commitment, and a way to get to the grow site, and enter the grow site un noticed. There is also the chance of someone finding the plants, and busting you for it. Don't say it can't hapen, because it hapens, there are at least 2-3 in my county every summer that end up in the newspaper. Usualy a neighbor notices a simlar car is commonly around an area, and notice some stranger walking into the woods alot, so someone calls the cops saying there is suspicious activity around the area of their home. Then the cops start watching the area, and soon enough they find weed plants, and bust you walking into the woods. Or youll park your car, walk to the grow site, and return to find yourself in trouble.
That would be like 100 dollars, and lots of hard work down the drain for nothing, and even if you do grow, first time growers will not have very high yields, if buds even form.

 

Want to make a lot of money without all that much effort? Then DMT extraction is what you want. with a few supplies easily found over the internet/your local hardware store, you can produce DMT crystals and sell them for $150 - $400 a gram! For those of you who don't know what DMT is, its a powerful hallucinogen that fucks you up bigtime.

 

Yeah you go on ahead with your chem's MM, this thread is about growing marijuana in the woods.

Time commitment?
Depends on how far away it is.
But I also mentioned the possible rewards.

Using my own experiences as an example:
1 hr. drive from my front door to the trailhead.
1 hr. hike from the trailhead to the garden.
so, 4 hrs. r/t.
Now, if you make that area your main hang-out from May--Oct, you can have fun camping out on the weekends and then take turns you or your partner making a mid-week trip.
Now, let's say it takes you 100 hours max. of labor during the season. With an $8,000 pay-off ($8k WORTH of pot, I'm not suggesting you sell) that's like working a part-time job for $80.00/hr.
$80.00/hr to hike--sounds like a good deal to me.

Cops rarely bust growers.
Take it from a guy who worked for the Forest Service for decades--when leo's find a garden, they rip it up.
No one can get busted for walking in the woods or looking at marijuana plants.
To make a cultivation beef stick, the cops have to stake out the grow area for who knows how many days to catch someone in the act of cultivating i.e. watering the plants.
Police Dept's don't have enough spare cops to use 3 shifts of 2 cops each for days to bust a 5 or 10 plant grow.

adoutsider, I have tips to avoid leaving paths.
Obviously you need access to the woods to grow in the woods.

The biggest risk is deer and rippers and I have techniques to avoid loss to either.

The club will be right here in this thread. I'll post a series of tutorials and if someone wants they can ask general Q's here or specific Q's via Yim.

 

I might have 2-3 of em in a green house this summer along with some vegetables.

 

After all the posts I've read here about people whining about prices and having no weed, I'm amazed that not more people want to join up and grow their own.

 

I was thinking about growin a couple of plants this summer too. Sounds intriguing ranger.

 

Class starts Mon. 12/26.

 

fuck yea dude i was thinking about growing this summer or next, which ever is more convenient, but yea ill deffinetly check that out bud

 

See... thats just not my thing, personaly I think its less of a hassle, and easier, to save up enough for a qp, and sell enough of it to break even, and smoke the rest. Have a good time hookin lotsa people up(dont be an ass like most dealers, and sell for decent prices) Find out how much you can get a qp for, it should be at least 120 grams... selling it at double what you paid per gram, you can smoke a free gram for every gram you sell, and you will be getting other people cheaper weed. Of course dealing is risky too, but if done properly, selling only to friends, and not ripping people off, you'll be just fine.

 

im pretty sure the people in the stoner forum know how to sell/buy ^.^

 

How wrong you are.
There is no way to sell where "you'll be just fine."
First of all, dealing is described in the law as "selling, giving away or supplying". So even if you give someone some pot you're guilty of sales.
2ndly, lets say you sell some to a friend and on the way home he gets stopped by the cops who threaten to sodomize him with a broomstick unless he tells them who his dope dealer is.
That's you.
Get the picture?

-a qp is 114 grams.
-if you double your $ you're not saving anyone any money.

I don't sell how you consider all the risk you expose yourself to by dealing small amt's to kids is better than hiking and growing.
The only time your at risk when growing is when your actually watering them (that's not a risk if you bring your dog cause he'll smell lurkers) or hauling it out to your car (which you do at night).

You harvest and you don't have to do jack shit. You don't have to commit a felony to get a few grams at a time.

I've done both--grown weed and dealt weed--for decades. Growing is much more enjoyable.
And, if you deciede to sell, much more profitable.
And if you grow a few pounds and deciede to sell, you can sell a pound or two at a time and pocket ALL the cash--less risk than constantly selling dimes.

Plus hiking is healthy.

 

I'm in, but dude if i wanted to grow this year when would i have to start driving cuz i dont get my licenese back til july or sumtin?????

 

You'll need someway to get to the woods before July.

You can plant as late as July but you'll have a greatly reduced yield.
But first you'll have to find a suitable location and prep the site (dig holes).

Ideally, you should plant between April 20 and June 1.

 

In.