I speak English mother fucker

I hate all you people in here who can't speak (write) gramatically correct. Sorry to bitch about something so stupid, but like half the things I read on this forum I have to read a million times because your slang DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. You can't say 'we was' or 'I is'. IT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE! STOP IT! WE SPEAK ENGLISH! ENGLISH! You all sound so RETARDED when you speak like that. What, you think you're hardcore or something? Grow up.

 

Suck my dick

 

And another thing...why are you all so predictable? I already know the responses I'm gonna get. First someone will be pro-choice, then someone will get on the defensive, then someone will bitch back at me, but respect my opinion at the same time, and if I'm lucky someone will have a sense of humour and crack a joke about it.


But I don't think anyone will surprise me, or actually add anything meaningful, will you.

 

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Slang is just a modified (there's a better word, but I can't think of it now) version of "English" which just a slang of the english in England(SP?) which is also a slang of some other language(SP?) and so on, so suck my dick.

 

can we say Anger Management...

 

That must take a really long time. "Like"

Really..you need to calm down and breathe for a moment or two. Put down the pipe. Now, slowly..walk away from the keyboard before you hurt yourself. Then, go and have a glass of water.. Come back when you can speak rationally..

 

hmm. someone has to work harder to learn internet english. never come in here and complain about people's grammar in a forum, you'll end up ith people stalking you all over pointing out every grammatical and spelling error. by the way, why was the word "like" haphazardly dropped into the middle of your second sentence? there was no real need for it, my brain stumbled over it. it ruined the flow of the sentence. please refrain from using superfluous words in the future.

 

I totally respect your opinion and would more than likely agree, if of course, I used my English skills all of the time while posting, but I don't so I can't really bitch at your or about your opinion.

What I really want to know is this-what does being "hardcore" have to do with the way one writes? Hardcore what?

 

why must you use caps, that really throws me off. I am confused now.

 

one more thing: in your title you left out a comma. it should read "I speak English, Mother Fucker."

 

Whoa, ok Mr. Boss man, please don't fire me. Wait a minute, this isn't a professional business atomosphere where I have to conform to all the correct ways of writing/speaking. I don't come here and expect everyone to write as if they were speaking in a job atmosphere, where work needs to be done. I come here to have fun, not to be critiqued on the way I write something. I get plenty of that at school and my job.

Maybe your the one who should fucking grow up. I know I understand the slang people use, maybe your the one who is retahded. Get with the program and stop bitching about stupid things.

.....and yes, i am hardcore.

 

Ha I find this rather amusing in a bad way.

 

A lot of people seem to complain about this and a lot of people have difficulties with writing and grammer, I would hate for people to be put of from posting here just because they feel they may be critised about a misspelt word

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P.s does misspelt have 2 s in it?

 

lol. here in america we call is "misspelled."

 

lol i argee taht al ot ov ppl hav bad ritin on teh forms but i tink tahtz ok but cuz not evry1 can rite prefet inlish at leest i try 2 rite as god as psible but sumtims a litl mistak happenz lol so ye u sud liten up a bit lol bye

 

Eye no whut u meen berd, i tri two.

 

Hahahahahaha!!! Exactly! As long as you can understand what they are trying to say, it doesn't matter how they say it! And it really doesn't take a genius to figure even bird_migration's goofy stuff out.

And OP, you should settle down before you wet yourself.

 

piaso , voy a escribir en mi proprio manera !

 

man o man. i'll type what ever da fuck way i feel like ok? who are you to be orderin folk around!?